Parenthood can be a lonely place. Thankfully, there's Twitter. From detailing the brutal reality of cosleeping with a toddler to expressing sadness over the reaction their once-hilarious fart noises now elicit, here are 10 LOL-worthy tweets from super honest — super funny — parents on Twitter this week.
I made food for my son, set it in front of him like he was going to eat it and then we just laughed and laughed.— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) February 21, 2016
"Next, we'll make mac & cheese w/dino nuggets & throw this delicious other meal with healthy stuff in the trash"— Meredith (@PerfectPending) February 21, 2016
-If I had a cooking show
"Woah, those bruises - did you become a UFC fighter or something?"— Israel Butson (@IsraelButson) February 21, 2016
"No, no - I just co-sleep with a toddler."
Me: Hey, guys, who wants to come to church with me?— Father With Twins (@FatherWithTwins) February 21, 2016
6yo: I will!
Me: Ok, pause your Minecraft gam-
6yo: WAIT! Wait, I'll just stay here
Toddlers are like real-life Energizer Bunnies, only instead of wanting them to keep going you're rooting for way way way way less energy.— Goodnight Sanity (@GoodnightSanity) February 25, 2016
The world is your oyster. Unless you're 4. Then it's your napkin.— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 22, 2016
My kids are so desensitized to my antics a fart noise doesn't even elicit a smile anymore.— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) February 25, 2016
This is my new low.
I think I have posttoddlerum depression. Is that a thing?— xanymommy (@RE11310) February 24, 2016
"Days of Thunder" is just footage of my kids stomping up and down the stairs for the last five years.— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) February 23, 2016
*goes to arcade*— Court (@Discourt) February 22, 2016
*spends $150 on tokens*
*4 hours of winning kids tickets*
*kid has 1400 tickets*
*kid gets bottle pop*
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