You may not get out too often now that you have kids, but the good news is there's Twitter. From wishing for a pre-baby life back instead of a pre-baby body to figuring out what the heck to do with the kids all day when it's snowing out, here are 10 tweets from parents this week guaranteed to make you LOL.
Every time you yell "because I said so, that's why" the waist on your mom jeans moves up an inch.— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) February 13, 2016
Please do not compare your dog problems to parenting. Your dog cannot say your name 3,258 times in a day.— Meredith (@PerfectPending) February 16, 2016
"Dad, why are you laying on the floor holding your face?"— Mr. Bea Arthur (@FuckabillyRex) February 16, 2016
"That's just what adults do sometimes, son."
9-brings home good test scores. Tell him good job. He shrugs & says "how many mph does a fart come out of your butt?"— Awesome mom (@Awesomemom10) February 17, 2016
Good bonding moment.
I'm less concerned about getting my pre-baby body back and more concerned about getting my pre-baby life back— Anna Lane (@theannalane) February 17, 2016
Was heading upstairs after my workout in the basement then heard my kids having a recorder battle up there so I guess I live down here now.— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) February 15, 2016
Remember when we were all SO eager for the children to say words??— Next Life, NO Kids (@NextLifeNOKids) February 16, 2016
That was crazy.
After my morning with my preschooler, I'm pretty sure my Fallopian tubes just tied themselves in a double knot.— Mommy, for real. (@MommyisForReal) February 17, 2016
20 minutes getting them ready.— Lady E (@LadyEdotMe) February 14, 2016
5 minutes outside.
20 minutes getting them back inside.
15 minutes hot chocolate.
1 hour down, 8 to go.
Daddy when did mommy start liking Star Wars?— Nikka Bee (@_NikkaBee) February 14, 2016
Mommy doesn't like Star Wars.
Then why does she have a purple light saber in her night stand?
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