Thank goodness for Twitter. Where else would parents across the world be able to come together to talk about the insane things they go through each day with their kids? From talking about the "joys" of snow days to the pains of watching Dora, these 10 parenting tweets from this week will have you cracking up.
Kids: Yay!!! A Snow Day. Parents: Shit.... a snow day.— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) January 12, 2016
I can't wait for my kids to get cell phones so I can pay them back by stealing their phones & taking 238 photos of my left foot.— Meredith (@PerfectPending) January 11, 2016
Things a 6 y/o boy won't do: - say he's 6 if he's 6 & 8/12ths - stop making that noise - consider mediation instead of "blowing up bad guys"— Keep Meh & Carry On (@TheAlexNevil) January 12, 2016
The best way to prepare for Motherhood is to put Dora on TV for 9 months, set your alarm for every 45 minutes and throw food on your floors.— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) January 10, 2016
Not to brag but I think I just broke the world record for saying "Brush your teeth" the most times in a row ever.— Amy Shearn (@amyshearn) January 12, 2016
My 17 yr old just woke up and asked what's for breakfast. It's 2:42 pm. I'd pay a billion dollars to be a teenager again.— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) January 10, 2016
The school just called. Instead of picking up I googled BEST CRIMINAL DEFENSE STRATEGIES FOR 6-YR-OLDS. Now I'm prepared for the voicemail.— Heather B. Armstrong (@dooce) January 13, 2016
My kids' coughs are at their most dramatic & severe the second I ask them how they're feeling before leaving for school. It's Awards Season.— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) January 12, 2016
Found some granola and a M&M in my bra. Toss in a raisin, some nuts, & a dash of shame and I'd say I've got a nice little stash of trail mix— Susan McLean (@NoDomesticDiva) January 11, 2016
Our 6yo has begun making up his own jokes. 6yo: "Knock-knock!" Wife: "Who's there?" 6yo: "Ass." Wife: "Um. Uh. Ass who?" 6yo: "ASTRONAUT!"— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) January 12, 2016
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