Thank goodness for Twitter, because we parents find comfort in knowing we're not the only people who leave the house with fruit snacks stuck to our crotch. Looking for a laugh? Here are 10 hilarious tweets from parents this week.
Can't. Too busy climbing inside the dishwasher. -toddlers— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) January 6, 2016
Parenting: Giving 18yo daughter money to get her car fixed- Even though she STILL owes me for digging HER Cheerios out of the VCR in 1998.— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) January 7, 2016
I'm waiting for my son to get out of baseball practice at 9:30pm wondering "why don't we change the legal driving age to 14?"— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) January 7, 2016
There should be a retreat where parents go right after college move-in to scream the words they spent years not shouting at their children.— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) January 6, 2016
I don't know what it is but I get the weirdest looks from parents when I pick up my daughter in front of the school and I light up a smoke.— The Unfit Father (@TheUnfitFather) January 7, 2016
Me: did you have sweet dreams? 4yo: yes mommy, I dreamt of you! Me: sucking up won't get u anywhere now which candy do u want for breakfast?— Melissa (@LucyLouMcB) January 7, 2016
Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn the mixer off first.— Dana Loeblich (@Loebette) January 7, 2016
Oh you know, just another day of finding a fruit snack stuck to my crotch. The usual. #realparenting— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) January 6, 2016
Staying inside until my 22 month old can correctly pronounce "truck".— Karen Callahan (@totmessmom) January 5, 2016
Parenting in the winter is just four straight months of yelling "SHUT THE DOOR!"— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) January 5, 2016
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