When you're in the (kind of insane) throes of parenthood, it's nice to know you're not the only person contemplating a glass of wine at 4 p.m. or cleaning spaghetti out of your hair. Here are the 10 funniest — and truest! — parenting tweets from this week.
Sorry, can't talk right now. I'm busy making a dinner no one is going to eat.— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) December 10, 2015
It's like these kids don't realize that the ornaments on the tree need to be exactly 5-1/2" apart. Fucking lunatics.— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) December 9, 2014
Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was "bumpy." Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles.— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 6, 2015
Going out to dinner with our 4 kids is a great reminder why we never go out to dinner.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) December 6, 2015
Caregiver told us that Baby E got kissed by a boy in class. I watched as the remaining 10% of my husband's brown hair turn white.— Lady E (@LadyEdotMe) December 10, 2015
One thing I definitely underestimated when I first became a father was the great amount of joy embarrassing my kids would bring me.— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) December 10, 2015
"If you touch the Elf on The Shelf, Krampus will show up" -husband to 7YO— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) December 6, 2015
"There's A Pancake In The Hallway: and other mysteries of parenting" - a memoir— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) December 10, 2015
Me: Eat your vegetables. They make you smarter. 3-year-old: *hands me a carrot* You need this more than I do.— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2015
Scanning kids playroom to see if I can pass off any old toys as "Santa gifts" without raising suspicions. #recycling— mama bird diaries (@mamabirddiaries) December 10, 2015
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