computer: please enter a password mymotherraised3kidsonherown computer: *sheds a tear* strong enough for me— PapeяWash© (@PaperWash) November 19, 2015
-Idea for a horror movie- You sing the wrong words to a song and your teenager laughs at u, as you slowly realize you've become your mother— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) November 18, 2015
I talk to my daughter like, Do you want to get ready? Or, Should you eat breakfast? because I'm honestly afraid to tell her what to do— Jake_Lachlan (@jake_lach) November 18, 2015
*reading Christmas list* Wife: Wow. The boys really want a lot of action figures this year. Me: Yeah...the boys. *nervous laughter*— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) November 19, 2015
Me: Oh no, one of your fries got too close to my mouth and fell in 6yo: Hey! Me: Oh no, it happened again! 6yo: Stop it, daddy Me: Oh no...— Father With Twins (@FatherWithTwins) November 13, 2015
Reached that Christmas photo milestone where I'm no longer praying kids sit still. Now, I'm just begging them to stop making weird faces.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) November 19, 2015
The biggest surprise about becoming a parent was just how much further I could let myself go.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 18, 2015
My son doesn't always throw up, but when he does, he's already in bed.— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) November 16, 2015
So far my favorite part about being pregnant is telling people I'm not pregnant when they ask when I'm due.— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) November 16, 2015
*son notices me throwing away his artwork "Hey, those are my projects!" Me: "Lots of the best artwork in the world is garbage."— Thigh High (@clindsaysway) November 19, 2015
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