*Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let's go.— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 5, 2015
Red cups. Blue cups. Honestly, I'm just excited to see adults finally talking about what matters.— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) November 9, 2015
I eat a lot of snacks for someone who is usually annoyed by my kids' constant requests for snacks.— Whimsy & Tears (@cray_at_home_ma) November 10, 2015
I'm on the couch with my kid and my dogs and this mom life isn't so bad in small doses.— heather lou* (@heatherlou_) November 7, 2015
If I had just one more kid we could totally win on that game show Hoarders.— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) November 12, 2015
My daughters' 3-hour dance recital just finished & I want nothing more right now than to punch the guy who invented ballet right in the face— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) November 11, 2015
Based on my reading of the Geneva conventions, allowing your teen to liberally douse himself in Axe body spray constitutes a war crime.— Chocolate Moose (@moose_chocolate) November 9, 2015
*friend picking up their kid I was babysitting* How was he? Good *whistles sharply* COME, SIT, HEEL "WTF?!" *tosses M&M from fannypack*— Zack (@Mr_Kapowski) November 8, 2015
I accidentally dripped some mustard on my newborn daughter’s forehead and long story short a nurse just walked in and saw me lick the baby.— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 10, 2015
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