*sneaks into sons room to scare him* *trips over skateboard* *steps on something squishy* *turns light on* *makes him clean his room*— Josh (@iwearaonesie) October 16, 2015
Nothing makes me worry more than the kids saying "Don't worry, we cleaned it up"— Marl Beans (@Marlebean) October 19, 2015
*hires 6yo tutor to show me how to play Minecraft* [2 hrs later] *raises hand* yeah I still don't get it— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 21, 2015
After I get the kids to bed, I can't tell you how much I really enjoy those six minutes before I fall asleep.— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) October 22, 2015
If a used Hello Kitty band aid falls into your lap from out of nowhere and you just keep on eating your breakfast, you might be a parent.— Wendy S. (@maughammom) October 18, 2015
you had one job, tooth fairy... one job— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) October 17, 2015
Daycare lady: *notices 3-year-old's shirt is on backward* It's cute how you let her dress herself. Me: Yes. She did that.— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 22, 2015
8. Alright, kids. Put on your Christmas costumes.
Our family rule is that if the kid's costume costs more than $50, they have to wear it to school at least four times after Halloween.— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) October 22, 2015
Mmm hmming my way through parenthood one repetitive question at a time.— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) October 22, 2015
I'm drinking cold coffee because after 7 years on kid island I know what it takes to survive.— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) October 22, 2015
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