1. This is why we can't have nice things.
I can't play a legitimate game of Scrabble because half the letter tiles are being used to make a custom pathway to the Barbie Dreamhouse.— Wendy S. (@maughammom) September 16, 2015
2. Don't just sit there. Help me!
If it takes a village to raise a child, why are my neighbors sipping coffee peacefully on their front porch while I do all the work?— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) September 17, 2015
3. Five more minutes until Doritos and curse words!
All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can watch a show with bad words in it and eat the hidden snacks.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 16, 2015
4. Their timing is impeccable.
Me: omg all of my kids are napping Door to door salesman: that's my cue— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 16, 2015
5. You know you would be tempted too.
A kid runs tight circles around me, coughing like his insides are going to come out, his mom chats with another mom. Me: *extends leg*— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) September 11, 2015
6. Hashtag, parenting FAIL?
My 5yo just called something "hashtag epic fail" and I'm wondering at what exact point I failed as a parent.— Father With Twins (@FatherWithTwins) September 13, 2015
7. The smelliest clock you'll ever love.
Babies are okay if you're into alarm clocks that poop.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 17, 2015
8. Happens every time.
I love Sundays because that's the day my kids tell me they have no homework & then ask for help around 10:30pm.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 13, 2015
9. Quiet, kid. Daddy needs a nap.
Me: It's time for your nap. 6: I don't wanna take a nap!! M: First off, don't talk back to me. Second, I was talking to me.— Sir Mehs-a-Lot (@TheAlexNevil) September 14, 2015
Second week of school and the kids already missed the bus b/c I over slept. Gotta keep expectations low.— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) September 14, 2015
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