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My daughter won't wear pink today... and here's why you can't make her (GIFs)

Aimee Ogden is a freelance writer, science nerd, comic book geek, and the mother of one-year-old twins. If she were a Harry Potter character, she'd be a Ravenclaw, and her patronus would be She-Hulk.

8 Reasons my daughter absolutely will not be wearing pink today

Odds are good that my daughter is not wearing pink today.

This may confuse you — it certainly seems to confuse, or even upset, other people who realize that this is a little girl wearing yellow, green or blue. To clarify, and to save us time arguing with strangers in the dairy aisle at the local grocery store, here are a few of the reasons my daughter doesn't happen to be wearing pink today.

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1. Because all the pink stuff is in the laundry right now

8 Reasons my daughter absolutely will not be wearing pink today
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Do you want to come over to my house and do the wash? That's what I thought.

2. Because she wanted to wear the Batman shirt

8 Reasons my daughter absolutely will not be wearing pink today
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I'm not going to try to explain to a 21-month-old that she can't be Batman today.

3. Because she spilled spaghetti sauce all over the pink shirt she was wearing earlier today

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See also: watermelon juice, peanut butter, applesauce and chocolate frosting.

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4. Because she's in a "taking off her shirt" mood today

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And none of her pink shirts are onesies that snap up at the bottom to keep her from stripping naked in the middle of Target.

5. Because she's old enough to pick out her own clothes

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This is also why she's wearing a blue striped shirt with orange-and-brown plaid shorts, coincidentally.

6. Because I would rather let her dress as she likes than color-code her for other people's convenience

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Color-coding is for stoplights and the wires inside movie explosive devices — not for toddlers.

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7. Because she's a tiny human being, not a giant Barbie doll

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That explains the brown baby-mullet in place of a thick blonde mane, too.

8. Because her brother pulled the pink shirt out of the drawer before she could grab it first

8 Reasons my daughter absolutely will not be wearing pink today
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And the reasons why my son is wearing pink today is an entirely different list.

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