1. Not this cup. That cup. Because that clears things up.
OMG! I want my juice in THAT blue cup! You know, the cup that's exactly the same as the one my juice is already in. ~3 year olds— AussieAnnie (@MummaCrazy) September 5, 2015
2. Maybe a new hit song?
"Watch me poop. Now watch me peepee." My toddler's version of Whip and Nae Nae— Marl Beans (@Marlebean) September 8, 2015
3. The pepperoni wars. There can only be one winner.
Hell hath no fury like a 5yo who didn't get as many pepperoni pieces on his pizza slice as his brother.— Father With Twins (@FatherWithTwins) September 10, 2015
4. Umm... at least he's observant?
8 wrote a story. The protagonist was shrunk and saved himself by climbing up MY "long, prickly leg hair." At least he used adjectives.— Shandley McMurray (@shandleysue) September 7, 2015
5. Don't toy with us, bus driver.
School bus is late. It's like the driver doesn't care about my happiness.— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) September 8, 2015
6. Spaghetti with a side of words, please.
Me: Don't talk with your mouth full. 6 (thru spaghetti): But it's filled with words.— Once More, With Meh (@TheAlexNevil) September 5, 2015
7. Have I taught them anything?
Before I had kids, I didn't know you could have a panic attack by watching them try to load a dishwasher.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 9, 2015
8. The cutest little backseat driver.
Not sure why all driver's ed classes aren't taught by my 7yo b/c apparently he knows everything about driving and how I'm doing it wrong.— Sarah (est. 1975) (@est1975blog) September 10, 2015
9. Because who else is going to do it?
Mom life is serving your family your own birthday cake then clearing the table.— House Feminist (@House_Feminist) September 7, 2015
10. You couldn't have saved us a few bottles?!
Dear parents of kids going back to school, Welcome to the party! Sorry we drank all the booze ❤️, Parents whose kids went back a month ago— Wendy S. (@maughammom) September 8, 2015
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