The parents of Twitter totally get it and are never shy in letting out their frustrations and shortcomings, always making the rest of us laugh in the process. Here are some of the funniest parenting tweets from this week. Enjoy, and happy weekend!
When you're a parent, every day at 3:00 is Festivus when the kids come home from school & begin the airing of grievances.— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) September 1, 2015
[sitting in bean bag chair in my kid's room at bedtime] Daddy, are you comfy in that chair? -Not really sweetie Well then you're an idiot— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) September 2, 2015
Dad: don't touch your shoes with your fingers. People spit on the floor. Son: well people fart in the air and you still breathe it.— Salamingia (@salamingia) August 30, 2015
*revs minivan engine at stop light*— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 31, 2015
My son answers questions about his day like he's testifying in the Iran-Contra hearings.— Hot Breakfast (@amydillon) September 1, 2015
Me: *buys a year's worth of snacks* OK kids, remember, these are for school. Kids: *have already eaten all the snacks*— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 3, 2015
You know what's relaxing? Pretty much anything not involving children.— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) August 31, 2015
I think my favorite thing about parenthood is being spoken to in a patronizing tone by someone who needs me to tell her when she has to pee.— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) September 2, 2015
Stuck on that level of dad where I'll be in the garage if anyone needs me.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 3, 2015
I'd have reconsidered the idea of having kids if I'd known in advance about school pickup.— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) September 1, 2015
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