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Pee Wee Pumps are high heels for all those newborn fashionistas you know

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Do you know who needs fashionable high heels? Newborn babies!

I don't know about the rest of you parents out there, but I am always shocked and appalled when I see a newborn and they aren't wearing the sort of heels I expect babies to wear.

Ugh! Newborn babies in socks or booties are so last year, and now we have Pee Wee Pumps to solve the problem of out-of-style babies who can't quite fit into Manolos yet. I am always looking at babies and thinking, "You know what would make them more adorable? High heels!"

Now, I could go off and say many things about the sexualization of babies and kids and how absurd it is that someone would create a product like this for a baby who is just going to try to pull one off so they can shove it into their mouth, but you guys don't want me to lecture you. Instead, I will just say I think shoe-less (and especially high-heel-less) babies are just fine, but these would make a pretty hilarious baby shower gift. Especially if the baby-to-be is a little boy.

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