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These rejected baby names will make you lose your faith in humanity (VIDEO)

Rita Loiacono is an Australian entertainment news junkie who has been obsessed with TV and celebrities ever since she wrote a fan letter to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen at the age of seven. These days, she takes the day off work to watch t...

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The only thing that makes us feel better about these prospective baby names is that they were all banned. If only bans could be applied to prospective parents, too.
 

I don't know about you guys, but given the mafia's prime goal seems to be to encourage fear of the mafia, if you were in the mafia, don't you think a kid named Mafia No Fear would be where you'd direct your energy in between other Tony Soprano-esque duties?

And a kid named Fish and Chips? Will that child have a chip on his shoulder for life? Yes. Has the idea made me hungry? Also yes. I guess I'll just give Dear Pineapple a call and see if she wants to come over and eat tropical fruit with me to stave off the hunger pains.

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