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Toddler gifts that don't make any noise at all

Bethany Ramos is an editor, blogger, and chick lit author. Bethany works as Editor in Chief for Naturally Healthy Publications.

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

There's nothing more grating than listening to the sound of your child push the same button on the same loud toy at the same time each afternoon. You are not insane, you are just a parent. You need to think outside of the box and look for some quiet toddler toys this Christmas if you want to make it through the next year.

I don't know about you, but I like my kids best when they are playing quietly like adorable little mimes. Wishful thinking, I know. But there's something to be said for choosing children's toys strategically and eliminating loud, flashing toys with high-pitched singing voices whenever you get the chance.

Give your toddler the gift that keeps on giving — one of these quiet toys that won't drive everyone in your family up the wall.

1. An adorable children's book

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

The quietest reader gets a prize. (Amazon, $7)

2. A broken iPod

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

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Hours of unplugged fun for everyone.

3. A cotton ball

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

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I defy anyone to make noise with a wisp of cotton.

4. A DIY portable LEGO kit

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

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Please do not ever board a plane without this — for the sake of all other passengers.

5. A Doodle-Pro

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

A less jerky alternative to an iPad at a restaurant. (Amazon, $20)

6. Fabric

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

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Fabric doesn't seem very fun to the innocent observer, but remember, it's all about imagination.

7. A feather

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

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A single feather, because two would be too loud.

8. A few blank faces

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

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Creepy at first glance, until you realize that it buys you hours of quiet drawing time.

9. Finger puppets

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

Parents swear that these babies are church-approved. (Amazon, $20)

10. Green Toys™ Train

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

Surprisingly un-clangy because it's made from 100 percent recycled plastic milk jugs. (GreenToys, $30)

11. A hole puncher

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

Pairs perfectly with a very quiet piece of paper. (Amazon, $2)

12. Kiddie digital camera

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

Not gonna lie that I actually want one of these for myself. (Amazon, $51)

13. A muzzle

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

Only kidding, of course. (Or am I...?) (Amazon, $8)

14. A nativity felt board

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

Another quiet activity inspired by quiet, quiet church. Thank you, Jesus. (Amazon, $7)

15. A one thousand piece puzzle

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

You will probably never solve this incredibly complicated adult puzzle, but have fun trying. (Amazon, $14)

16. Paper dolls

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

Paper dolls are still cool in an incredibly hipster kind of way. And still really quiet. (Amazon, $12)

17. Pipe cleaners and buttons

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

So quiet yet so complex once kids are past choking age. (Amazon, $8)

18. Sticker book

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

Stickers are the official antidote to the toddler tantrum. Everybody knows that. (Amazon, $5)

19. The Baby Faces book

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

Looking into other kids' faces is surprisingly mesmerizing. (Amazon, $5)

20. The quiet book

Quiet toddler Christmas gifts that won't annoy you with their joyful sounds

The name says it all. (Amazon, $8)

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