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Forget Fifty Shades of Grey: This is real mommy hotness

Kim Grundy is a mom, writer, expert laundry folder and sandwich maker, not necessarily in that order. Raised in Oklahoma, she is now a West Coast gal and lives in California with her husband and two sons, along with one dog, two fish (oo...

Mommy smut better than Fifty Shades of Grey

We can thank Fifty Shades of Grey for the popularity of the term, "mommy porn," due in part to the millions of soccer moms who neglected the laundry to binge-read the series (guilty as charged). There is no denying the book (and the upcoming movie) is hot, however there are several other things that we think really qualify as mommy porn.

We rounded up a few images that we think deserve the honor of being dubbed mommy porn, much like our favorite series Fifty Shades of Grey. Starting us off right is Joe Manganiello, totally giving us bedroom eyes. Our ovaries may have just exploded.

Mommy smut better than Fifty Shades of Grey

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His True Blood co-star Alexander Skarsgard just may give you a love nibble... if you are lucky.

Mommy smut better than Fifty Shades of Grey

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A guy that doesn't mind pregnancy cankles — and looks as amazing as Shemar Moore? Sign us up.

Mommy smut better than Fifty Shades of Grey

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Ryan Gosling memes are so popular that there is even an Instagram page dedicated to it.

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It doesn't get much hotter than a shirtless Eric Decker snuggling with his baby daughter.

There is almost too much hotness in one picture. Chris Hemsworth and The Walking Dead's Norman Reedus. Yes.

We love Reedus in all his scruffiness, but it is hard to beat the clean-cut charm of Jon Hamm...especially if he is rubbing our feet.

Mommy smut better than Fifty Shades of Grey

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Hugh Jackman taking the kids so we can go Pinterest-crazy without being disturbed? Total mommy porn.

Mommy smut better than Fifty Shades of Grey

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We can almost hear Mark Wahlberg whisper this in our ear in his cute Boston accent.

Mommy smut better than Fifty Shades of Grey

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Bedroom eyes from Idris Elba? Yes, please.

Now, we moms aren't totally pervs who like looking at hot celebrity dudes whispering sweet nothings in our ear. There are other things that also qualify as mommy porn, such as a perfectly organized pantry.

Mommy smut better than Fifty Shades of Grey

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A personal chef that not only whips up a tasty and healthy dinner, but also makes school lunches.

Mommy smut better than Fifty Shades of Grey

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Also check out: Cute ideas for notes in your child's school lunch box

Imagine having a personal chauffeur that drives your kids to school and their after-school activities. Swoon.

Mommy smut better than Fifty Shades of Grey

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Folded laundry or, better yet, this amazing laundry room and the matching baskets and bins are totally droolworthy.

Mommy smut better than Fifty Shades of Grey

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Lastly, a large glass of wine with some bonus chocolate? Total mommy porn.

Mommy smut better than Fifty Shades of Grey

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Tell us: OK moms, weigh in: What do you consider mommy porn?

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