Love Fifty Shades of Grey? If you're brave — and lack what I like to call "social discernment" — you can bedeck your bundle of joy in these BDSM-inspired baby items. Since that's not weird or anything.
Cut right to the chase with this onesie that quickly explains your child's birthdate. (Etsy, $14)
This bib stays away from cursive lettering so people can see what you were really up to nine months ago. (Dinosaur Bibs, $10)
The handcuffs on this matter-of-fact onesie are particularly refined. (PsychoBabyOnline, $26)
At least this one seems a little more true to real life. Gross, though. (eBay, $16)
The tiny, baby-sized tie is a nice touch on this version. It's fun to think about your baby growing up into Christian Grey, right? (Skreened, $22)
I love love love that this onesie is actually called a "creeper." Spot on. (Inktastic, $9)
I'm so confused by this pacifier. But in case you're not and you think your baby needs a sexy pacifier, have at it. (Zazzle, $10)
Since baby showers = bondage, why not go with a Fifty Shades of Grey theme? Check out these printables that broadcast your baby is part of the "Grey Generation." (Etsy, $2)
Babies aren't a billboard for your sexual fantasies, ladies. You can want Mr. Grey, but please don't broadcast it on a TMI-onesie. (Cafe Press, $18)
Speak the truth, moms, with this onesie that calls out the tragedy of literary devolution — while still referencing pop culture, since you're totally cool. (CafePress, $22)
And on that note, "Laters, Baby."
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