Valentine's Day, or as many of my guy friends like to call it, “Val the Destroyer,” is responsible for more breakups, nights on the couch and withholding of "intimacy" than any other date on the calendar. But don’t despair. Secrets of the Red Carpet is here to help you through this trying time. Handled properly, V-Day can be the source of enough boyfriend points to last you to, well, next Valentine's Day. So…
Do this now: Take out your mobile device of choice and put an alarm on Feb. 14. Then, set a reminder for one day, two days and one week before. Set it to recur yearly from now until that year in the future when you no longer wish to get laid.
Then: Make a dinner reservation. Someplace nice. If you don’t know what that means, ask if they use cloth napkins. It doesn’t have to be a bank breaker, but do NOT take her to a sports bar. If you do and the night goes badly, I WILL say I told you so.
Then: Arrange for a token or tokens of your affection. The big three are:
To top the evening off, or to get it going, nothing says lovin’ like lingerie. Ferret out her size, and if you’re not sure on styling, get advice.
To help you out, I’ve put together a package of Valentine's Day basics that are sure to be big hits. Go to shop.secretsoftheredcarpet.com and preserve your domestic tranquility.
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