Man Candy Monday: Michael Fassbender

Michael Fassbender

Michael Fassbender isn't a beefy muscleman. He's not hyper-masculine. He doesn't have long, flowing Samson locks or a super-hetero beard. But we want him. So badly. Like, now.

This stud strips away our inhibitions

Who is this guy, and why are we so attracted to him? Good question, actually. True, we watched him strip down to nothing (yes, nothing!) in the sex thriller Shame and spank Keira Knightley while playing Carl Jung in A Dangerous Method. Now, he's made the leap to inarguable leading man in the summer blockbuster Prometheus. But despite his previous roles, one very specific thing speaks volumes about Michael Fassbender: In what is probably the most ringing endorsement of anyone's sex appeal ever, he's on many fans' short lists to play Christian Grey in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Yep. He's sexy, all right.

Why we love him

This Irish-German fox snuck up on us after a series of minor roles in major films. And we're so glad he did!

Michael Fassbender

Born: April 2, 1977

Hometown: Heidelberg, Germany

Height: 6'

His sex appeal is so raw, it's almost scary

"Really Michael, honestly, you can play golf like this with your hands behind your back. Go for it, man, do it!"

Getting an eyeful of Fassy's generous package in Shame caused quite the stir among filmgoers — even George Clooney, who remarked at the Golden Globes, “I would like to thank Michael Fassbender for taking over the frontal nude responsibly that I had. Really Michael, honestly, you can play golf like this with your hands behind your back. Go for it, man, do it!"

But the size of what he has to offer isn't the sole reason why we find Michael so attractive. The way a man carries himself — particularly this man — goes farther toward stoking our imagination than physical endowment. (Also, what exactly is it about his eyes that makes him so hypnotizing?) Still, we're not exactly, um, disappointed by what he's packing.

GQ asked him what he makes of all of the fuss over that very specific body part of his:

"It's fun to a point... and after a certain point you worry that it kind of detracts from the movie. But there's nothing I can do. I just have to laugh it off. I can. Pretty much. Because I take my work seriously but I can't take myself too seriously. I'm in such a crazy privileged position — s***, this is the pinnacle of the dream when I was 17... Nobody wants to hear really how difficult it is."

Pardon us while we let the idea of a well-endowed, attractive and humble man wash over us. Ahhhh.

Michael Fassbender

He might take on the character of Christian Grey

A few very vocal Fifty Shades of Grey enthusiasts won't rest until Fassy is cast as Christian Grey in the tale's film component. There's even a Facebook page titled "Michael Fassbender for Christian Grey."

Tell us: Who do you think should play Christian Grey? Share your pick in the comments below!

Says one fan about Fassy's potential to be Grey: "Christian Grey is a man filled with demons from a dark past. He is best left to the one man who could play him without resorting to cliché or textbook acting techniques. Fans want a Christian who is bold, damaged and believable. It’s a task for Michael Fassbender. No pretty boy will do."

He plays superheroes as well as he does academics

He breathed life into the comic book character Magneto in last year's X-Men: First Class, and he's currently saving the planet onscreen in the sci-fi flick Prometheus. But he's also lent us an indelible image of psychoanalyst Carl Jung and embodied a sex addict named Brandon in Shame.

“I must admit — I initially thought it might be fun," he told W about Shame. "You hear ‘sex,’ and you think… sex! But this was definitely the hardest job I’ve done. I can usually shake a character off, but I couldn’t shake Brandon. He had no sensual enjoyment in his life, and since we filmed the movie so quickly, I found myself living in his skin. Keeping him close to me was exhausting, cold, horrible. As Brandon, I never ate. He had one container of Chinese food in his fridge. All that sex and he didn’t have any pleasure.”

“That sad container of noodles tells you more about Brandon than any nudity.”

"That sad container of noodles tells you more about Brandon than any nudity."

We love it when our pieces of man candy come infused with a little bit of depth.

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Michael Fassbender's relationship status:

Nicole Beharie and Michael Fassbender

Dipping his pen in the company ink, Fassbender recently said he is now dating his Shame costar, relatively unknown actress Nicole Beharie, 27, known for her roles in American Violet and The Good Wife.

But forget any notion of clandestine meetings after shooting: "Nothing happened while we were filming," he told GQ. "We started talking more on the promotion thing. So, yeah, it just sort of unfolded like that."

Nothing like a nice romantic surprise after a bout of hard work.

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Comments on "Man Candy Mondays: Michael Fassbender"

Mary quite contrary August 14, 2012 | 8:07 AM

I'm a black sister, and I think it may not be racism why people aren't thrilled about Nicole, but just plain old woman to woman jealousy, everyone likes Michael. I don't feel too jealous of Nicole though because if you see her in interviews she's very likeable, she's really nice and smart. I don't on the other hand see why people think she's so stunning-looking though, I pass people on the street how look like this everyday. I've never seen a really interesting picture of her, nothing wrong with her appearance either, she's just truly a girl-next-door, she could be anyone. I guess thats the frustration of every woman, why aren't we her then?! *bangs head on the table*

Lila August 12, 2012 | 3:06 AM

Saw him first in Angel. Highly recommended film just because of Michael!

Helena July 04, 2012 | 4:40 AM

Finally, I have been pitching him to this column since last November 2011!

Emma July 03, 2012 | 11:08 AM

He definitely deserves to have the man candy honor! Oh baby he is attractive! I haven't read Fifty Shades... but if he is cast as Christian I just may have to see it! And he has good taste in women, his girlfriend is gorgeous and they would make incredible looking babies!!

TARRIN July 03, 2012 | 12:39 AM

I'm a white woman and it angers me when people say he has no taste in women just because he's dated ethnic women. Nicole is actually smart, Julliard-trained and talented. Stop hating.

Ellie July 02, 2012 | 12:31 PM

Check Fassbender out I'n Jane Eyre, too. Maybe his iest roll, & no frontal nudity or . Now that's saying something about this guys appeal! Also inglorious s.

Katie July 02, 2012 | 11:31 AM

Wow, why have I never heard of this guy??! And I'm definitely putting Shame into my Netflix queue. Great interview - not only is he super hot and utterly handsome, but it seems like he's got a great personality as well.

Erica July 02, 2012 | 10:41 AM

Oh dear, man candy to the MAX! He's got a rugged, untraditional handsomeness to him that I just can't get enough of.

Caitlin July 02, 2012 | 10:12 AM

Good choice for Man Candy Monday! I can't wait to see what he does next because I think he is going to be a big star.

aj July 02, 2012 | 8:30 AM

no taste in women

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