Love At First Slurp!

Who doesn't appreciate a nice, long kiss? No one! We all love a little affection now and then, but sometimes people take it way too far. Need proof? Check out these adorable (yet vomit-inducing) kisses.

The Sloppiest Television Kisses of All Time

Jason Segel and Paul Rudd

Let's get this out of the way right now: We love, love love Jason Segel and Paul Rudd. However, their tongue-on-tongue kiss during a 2011 skit on Saturday Night Live was hilariously gross. Maybe all the spitting and other assorted grossness beforehand ruined it, but we're pretty sure we won't be watching this again.

Virgin Diaries couple on TLC

OK, we're going to cut this couple some slack. Sure, their kiss is pretty sloppy, but we know they don't have much experience in this arena. Ellen DeGeneres even featured the clip on her show and gave the couple a bit of advice.

"Less chewing," she joked.

Pauly D and Deena Nicole

Jersey Shore fans all know that Deena Cortese has a mega huge crush on DJ Pauly D. He finally let her kiss him during the premiere of season four, but it looked more like locking tongues than locking lips. Gross.

Charlie Sheen and Jimmy Kimmel

We can't think of anything more disgusting than a sloppy kiss from Charlie Sheen. Sadly, Jimmy Kimmel can now affirm that a mouth on mouth lock with the MaSheen has its consequences.

"Legend has it that if @charliesheen kisses you at midnight, you turn into a whorewolf," Kimmel tweeted after their March 2011 kiss.

Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley

The kiss between Michael Jackson and his wife, Lisa Marie Presley, at the 1994 MTV Video Music Awards made headlines for how weird it was. It sounds like we're not the only ones who thought it was disgusting.

"Michael said 'I'm gonna kiss you.' I was like, 'No, I don't want to do that. Do we have to? That's bulls**t,'" Presley told Playboy in a 2004 interview. "On the way there I kept saying, 'Do we have to?'"

Jack and Karen on Will & Grace

We loved Jack and Karen's kiss on Will & Grace. However, this YouTube fan video makes this sloppy -- and adorable -- kiss all the more hilarious.

The sloppy kiss of nightmares

This sloppy kiss between two older lovers has to take the cake for the sloppiest -- and grossest -- kiss ever. Don't worry -- they meant to make it that way. This was actually an ad shown in Canada for the Best Worst Movie, released in 2011. We'll never look at our grandparents the same way again.

Which kiss was the sloppiest?


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Comments on "The 7 sloppiest TV kisses of all time"

sherry tolmes October 13, 2013 | 3:04 PM

nasty digusting

Marie February 14, 2012 | 1:07 PM

It's Lisa Marie Presley's fault that the kiss with Michael Jackson came out weird. She acted like she was disgusted by him or that he had bad breath or something. Kate Middleton kissed her prince William with passion on the balcony the day of their royal wedding. Why couldn't Lisa Marie kiss Michael with that same passion? Because she did not love him.

Tina February 13, 2012 | 6:08 PM

OH, good..the MJ stans are out. The kiss was gross, whether or not it was MJ.

Kathy February 13, 2012 | 4:39 PM

God, give MJ a break. What is so disgusting about a man kissing his wife? It's not even a messy kiss! Oh I know, it's cause it's MJ. Leave the man alone, he's dead, you should be happy.

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