Time To
Move On?

The powerful maxim, 'He's just not that into you,' has exploded over the past 10 years from a cute line on Sex and the City to a book... to a movie. Why is there so much hype around this simple, seemingly obvious statement? Because so many women still don't get it!

Ladies, before you start pining over phantom phone calls and missed dates, consider these hilarious tips from author Phil Torcivia. The divorced bachelor, who penned the wildly funny Such a Nice Guy, has a thing or two to say about why he might not be returning your affections.

Man checking out other woman

Don't be sad. It's his problem, not yours. I'm sure there are numerous men out there who are attracted to you and don't mind at all that you hog the remote, get text messages at 2 a.m. and pass gas in your sleep. We all have our little quirks. The key is avoiding the little jerks and finding someone who loves your idiosyncrasies. If that has become too difficult, find a good therapist, mix yourself a strong martini or see if one of the 10 reasons below applies.

1He never really was into you

He just wanted to hook up. (Oh, stop sobbing. You've done it, too.)

2He found someone he's more into

It happens. Perhaps that lovely coworker he has been pining for suddenly left her boyfriend, whom she was just not that into.

3He is tired of being dragged to church...

...and malls and family reunions and baby showers.

4Your friends and family members frightened him

Maybe he sees too much of your mother in you already.

5His friends finally talked him into leaving you

They whined, complained, and poked fun at him because, since you came around, he can't come out and play after dinner as often.

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Comments on "10 Reasons why he's just not that into you"

Becki Herman May 21, 2013 | 10:05 AM

Absolutely hilarious but true! If I were a man and my woman kept slacking off and nagging me I would move on too!

Audrey October 09, 2012 | 11:34 AM

These were pretty funny, partially because they're true! But in the end if he really cares none of that will matter!

Michelle June 08, 2012 | 5:42 PM

These reasons are valid for sure, but truth be told if a guy is into you he will put up with a lot. Going to the mall or church with someone he really likes won't make him dump you. Plus, if a guy dumps you because of these reasons, be glad he didn't string you along further! Who wants to seriously date a man who's friends talked him into leaving you anyways??

Britt May 17, 2012 | 2:02 PM

These are pretty harsh reasons, especially Alek's comment with number 11! There can be so many reasons why he isn't in to you. But are you really in to him either? If these superficial reasons make him want to leave, you should really focus on if that is even the type of guy you want. Then move on and find someone better!

alek December 23, 2010 | 11:09 AM

All good reasons... and as friend who sent me this article says: Reason 11 - You gained weight.

Arnold Aryee Fry September 07, 2010 | 9:02 AM

Arroma

richard May 12, 2010 | 3:25 AM

i went one supper fikar

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