"One evening after a few drinks, this younger boy and I were lying on the ground with our pants off and making out. We removed our undies and he starts moving his hips back and forth, slowly and then faster and faster," recalls Laura. "His breath got heavier, and then he collapsed on top of me. Mind you, this whole time I just laid there in fear of saying something that would embarrass him because he was a virgin."
"He looked up at me sweetly and asked, 'How w-w-was it for you?' I replied, 'What? You were between my thighs.' He laughed it off, but was super embarrassed. When we finally did get around to actually [doing the deed], it was fantastic."
It was 1969 and Dana was a senior at UCLA. "My girlfriend and I were looking for a place to make 'nookie' since my roommate was in my room studying. It was a few days before classes started and the room next door to her room was still vacant, so we went in there and proceeded," Dana explains.
"Then, there was a knock on the door. We froze. Another knock, then the sound of a key going into the lock. Room was pitch dark, so it was just sounds, but we heard voices out in the hall."
"In a panic, I threw a blanket — or something — over my girlfriend, grabbed my pants and tried to pull them on as I headed for the door to keep it from opening. I got to the door with my pants just above my knees when the door opened," he recalls. "Standing in the hall was this sweet young freshman girl with her parents bringing her to her new dorm room! The looks on their faces were priceless. I asked them to give us a few minutes — I mean, what choice did they have?"
"My wife and I decided to add a little spice to our love life by using some aerosol whipped cream. I got the can from the fridge and brought it to our dark bedroom, sprayed it all over her boobs and started to lick it off. It tasted funny and I thought that her skin chemistry was giving the whipped cream an off taste," says John. "It kept getting worse, so I turned on the light. It was all green from mold. She started laughing hysterically as did I. It killed the mood for the night though. I had a queasy stomach all night long."
John, who is ironically a marriage, relationship and sexual coach, shares: "My wife and I went out with some friends for bowling and beer. We both had a little too much to drink." However, that didn't stop him from initiating intercourse with his wife that night. "I was happily pumping away with a full bladder. I began to feel the urge to ejaculate (or so I thought in my half drunken stupor). The problem was that I was peeing instead of ejaculating."
Eliza recounts a story from her first year in college. "I was with my boyfriend in his dorm room. His roommate was away for the weekend (or so we thought). I'm under the covers giving him a blow job and having a good time. I don't even hear the key turn in the door or anything — all of a sudden I just hear his roommate talking."
"I just froze. I didn't know what to do," Eliza recalls. "He's just shooting the breeze with my boyfriend, and my boyfriend is trying to just play it off and is holding a conversation like I'm not even there. So I just stayed down there, perfectly still, waiting for him to go. He talks for what seems like is eternity (probably only two minutes). Then I hear him say, 'See ya later... you too Eliza.' I thought I was going to die of embarrassment."
"I am the first to admit, I'm not a pro at giving head but I try," says Trisha. "One night, I was pleasuring my new boyfriend and I removed my mouth for a second to breathe when all of a sudden he ejaculated — right up my nose. It felt like I was drowning for a second and I began choking. He thought it was hysterical — I was mortified by the whole thing. I spent the next half hour blowing my nose."
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