A Primer
For Her

I know it's not traditional for a woman to admit it, but I like porn. There I said it. I don't think there is anything wrong with liking porn. It shows off sex, and sex feels good. Hell, sex looks good, too -- given the right positions and people involved.

This is not to say I like all porn though. I don't prefer the hokey, made after a mainstream movie porn (Schindler's Fist, anyone?). Come to think of it, there are actually five main things that I don't like when it comes to porn.

1. UNINTERESTED WOMEN
There is nothing worse than watching a movie and seeing the girl sit/lay completely still with no reaction whatsoever. Alright, well, she might moan or fake a scream of pleasure, but it's obvious that she's not feeling it. I understand that she has to appear to be into it (thus the moans), but if she obviously looks like she's just pretending to enjoy it, what good does that do anyone?

2. MEN WHO REPEAT THE SAME MOVE
While I recognize that there are men out there that do this, there are two problems. First, these are men that rarely make women orgasm. Second, these guys are not getting a lot of sex. This makes them appear uninterested too. If they aren't going to offer something that women cannot find in their own bedroom, they cannot expect women to be fans.

3. OVERLY-HAIRY WOMEN
Luckily there is an entire section of videos specifically for people that like overtly hairy women. If I am watching, I prefer neat or shaved. Anything less gives me the willies. It's very distracting. I don't know about you, but that's not making me hot.

4. THE MONEY SHOT
From a marketing standpoint I understand cum shots. I do! They really aren't very attractive though. In fact, they make me giggle. It looks too much like snot onscreen to be sexy. No one wants to be snotted on.

5. THE STANDARD PORN METHOD
Those of you who watch porn know what I am talking about. It goes something like… kiss, chest rub, oral, vaginal, anal, hand job, cum shot. Naturally this is changed up slightly if it's a threesome. Usually there is some back and forth going on… if its two guys/one girl.

FIGURING OUT WHAT YOU LIKE
With all of that in mind, once you watch enough, you will know what to look for if you want foreplay or if you want to laugh at a movie with a bunch of your friends. Coming up I will be offering some videos you might want to look for -- and some movies you will definitely want to avoid!

We want to hear from you! If you watch adult films,
what do you look for and what do you recommend?

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Comments on "How to watch porn"

CALIENTE September 16, 2008 | 1:38 PM

Porn is taboo in my relationship since..My husband grew up in a modest home..I tried to turn him bad...boy but he won't twitch..I do wish more foreplay but his always tired from 12hr job shifts.

Eva July 29, 2008 | 10:56 AM

Wow. Personally, I despise porn and find it very unattractive that men like to watch it. I think it adds to their fear of "being small" and puts unrealistic expectations on women. As if we don't have enough pressure from Hollywood to be perfect and stick thin, now we also have to feel inadequate that we aren't promiscuous s who love multiple men ramming their into us and shooting semen on our faces. Also, it's an addiction for most men and makes them fantasize about cheating on their partner. This DOES make men cheat more often, looking for the excitement they see in porn. They lose touch with reality. We'd all be much better off if we could discover new things that we like in bed on our own. And it would be much more fun too! If anyone wants to be a real man, then face reality and treat your woman with respect. Don't lessen the pleasure that is already unbelievable, naturally, by putting all these repulsive ideas in your heads. You'll make yourself want more than should be expected, and will make most women more insecure in bed. Isn't good enough for you? It's not like most of you live up to these porn men either. (Oops. Soft spot, huh?) Imagine how women feel. Every time I think of my husband watching porn (which he does), all I can think of is a pathetic, pimply teenage BOY drooling and whacking off in front of his monitor, rushing so his mommy doesn't walk in on him. Huge turn-off. And why the hell do women like watching it? It's all incredibly fake and you can spot it a mile away. There are very, very few exceptions to that. I tried liking it, I really did, but I honestly feel that it's bad for society. Deny that all you want, but it's true. In porn's defense, John was way off mark. I don't know about foreign countries, but in America, porn is generally NOT about power and degrading women. There are sickos in every country, but for the most part, it really is about fantasy and pleasure here in America. It's still helping to ruin our society, though. And I can promise you, John, most of the women that are in porn are doing it because THEY WANT TO. You can't force someone into porn in our country. I'm sure a lot of them are abused and/or on drugs, but not all. Even the ones that are, still do it by their own choice. They are adults, most likely sober when they do the interview, and therefore aren't being exploited. I have no idea where you get your information from.

raul May 16, 2008 | 11:59 AM

thanks i love you.

John May 16, 2008 | 8:13 AM

Porno is now cool? Oh, how groovy and enlightened you all must feel. I mean, as typical self-obsessed American woman it's all about you, right? Many "adult industry" "performers" are victims of childhood abuse, addicted to drugs, and exploited beyond belief. THe UN reports that many foreign porno is made with unwilling young women (or girls) that come for the slave trade. Not to mention that men are turned into pieces of meat as well. This website is disgusting. The "article" by a "professional" blogger (as if!) is ridiculous. Porno isn't about , love, or relationships. Porno is the dirty second cousin to rape - it's about power and escapism, Too weird!

Christin May 10, 2008 | 7:39 AM

i watch porn! i try to get my boyfriend to watch it with me. but he's done it for so long that he feels uncomfortable watching it with me. what do you think about that?

sexsexsex May 04, 2008 | 5:11 AM

send me any video

dave May 03, 2008 | 11:44 AM

i lov porn but i reeally want some more forplay rather

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