Talk Dirty To Me

"What are you wearing?" they invariably ask. I'm sure they'd choke on their spit if I told them the truth: flannel shirt, sweater, long johns, sweat pants, and fuzzy socks. I'm a phone sex operator. A kinky one.


Phone sex operator diaries

The life of a phone sex operator

In order to keep with my phone sex persona, I usually say something like, "Oh, I'm just lounging around in my red, silk robe. I'm totally naked underneath. Don't you just love how silk makes a woman's nipples stand out?"

Yawn...

But that usually gets them going.

Such is a day in the life of a phone sex operator. We are phone actresses, nothing more and nothing less. Unfortunately, in our puritanical society, I usually have to keep what I do for a living a closely guarded secret. If you're in the adult business, you just don't admit to such a thing in "polite society."

I'm always amazed that actors and actresses can do steamy, nude sex scenes, and they're not looked down upon. Yet we in the phone sex business don't get naked (sweat pants and flannel are our friends!), and we certainly don't physically touch someone. We may touch someone emotionally and mentally, but that's all the touching we do.

A sexy skill set

In order to be a good phone sex operator, we need incredible story-telling abilities, as well as acting abilities. Depending on the niche, we may also have to fake orgasms on cue. I don't know why most men believe we actually do orgasm with them -- I guess they think women get turned on in 75 seconds with a stranger. Or maybe they believe our phone is somehow hooked up to a vaginal device that vibrates every time the phone rings.

Many phone sex callers are just lonely, single men who want more of a connection than pornography gives them. They want to flirt a little bit and then orgasm with someone. Then there are other phone sex callers who just want to bark out a few orders, breathe heavy, grunt, and hang up.

Starting out

I was nervous when I started as a phone sex operator. My first caller sounded lonely, so that put me at ease. By his voice, I'd say he was in his sixties and a little cantankerous. He was a good ol' Southern boy who immediately asked me if I could give him my home phone number, instead of having to pay for phone sex. I have no idea why he thought I'd give away phone sex for free, especially within only 90 seconds of "knowing" him.


I've noticed a pattern among phone sex callers, though. They seem to think the world revolves around their dangling parts and that their almighty erection is holy. Everything that spews forth from the holy phallus is somehow manna from heaven. But I digress...

This good ol' boy's fantasies revolved around my sweaty workout clothes, then he wanted to hear my pee. I had read in the past that some men are in to that, so I wasn't speechless, although I silently giggled. Fortunately, the place where I took this call was in my kitchen, which also had a half bathroom off to the side. I took some bottled water out of the refrigerator and poured it into the toilet. It made a loud peeing sound. I felt pretty proud of myself for thinking on my feet like that. I don't orgasm on cue, and I certainly don't pee on cue!

While I've had thousands of calls since this good ol' boy's one and only call, I'll probably always remember him. He was my first -- the one who popped my phone sex cherry.

I've learned a lot over the last few years of being in the phone sex industry -- about myself, sexuality, and men. Dealing so closely with other people's bizarre sexuality can take its toll on a person, and I'm no exception. I often have to take a step back and laugh. Sex is funny, if you really think about it, and I've had quite a few laughs doing "phone boning."

Comments

Comments on "Phone sex: A day in the life of a phone sex operator"

Bayslee November 11, 2013 | 8:50 AM

thanks for this i have just started out today as a call worker and i must say my first call was really difficult it was a literal 2 min thing .... i just get soo nervous before a call

Mary August 20, 2013 | 2:51 PM

My first day as a PSO and my calls are only lasting maybe two to five minutes. Some just hangup when I say hello. I think I am going to fast and getting them off too quickly. I don't know how to slow it down because I don't know what else to say to them. I need some advice quickly!!!

C- July 20, 2012 | 7:54 PM

Thank you so much for writing this. I too am a phone actress and my yoga pants and t-shirt quite often transform themselves into anything from a g-string and demi bra to nothing at all. Those close to me whom I trust know what I do, everybody else thinks I am a customer service rep. Although, I guess in a way, what we do is after all a service to our customers. I look forward to the day where I can tell people what I do without being afraid they are going to think I walk the streets for a living.

taiwonda February 24, 2011 | 3:39 PM

trying to become a operator

sharon September 23, 2009 | 8:46 PM

I want help also. i just started and thought i had a big imagination but i guess i dont. I would like to know what to do. and one time a long time ago i found a site that taught you litle tricks(like the water in the toliet). it helped you make sounds without doing the stuff. someone help me please thanks

krista September 02, 2009 | 3:47 PM

today was the first day of my new career i was so nervous...i had a lot of calls that lasted only a min to three minutes and only one that lasted 15 min...but what i need pointers on is how to keep them on the phone longer...i want to be one of the best and i i am willing to learn and take any pointers

krista September 02, 2009 | 3:46 PM

today was the first day of my new career i was so nervous...i had a lot of calls that lasted only a min to three minutes and only one that lasted 15 min...but what i need pointers on is how to keep them on the phone longer...i want to be one of the best and i i am willing to learn and take any pointers

jenna August 20, 2009 | 11:19 PM

i have a question i am a phone operator and i like my job. but sometimes i get alot of silent callers and really dont know wat to say... any suggestions.....

Me December 10, 2008 | 6:10 PM

Hello. I have a question. I'm a guy, and some women that I know through different work area in my current profession have told me many times that I have a "y voice" or a "phone voice." Would their be opportunities available for guys as phone operators? Any input that you could provide would be greatly appreciated. Happy Holidays.

dee November 17, 2008 | 5:33 AM

how do you find out bout doing this for a job ? dee

Stacey September 09, 2008 | 8:55 AM

I have wanted to get into this line of work for a while. I am extremly open minded in regards to . When I was in my early 20's (which was ages ago) I worked for a short period as a upscale scort in NY and so I have pretty much seen and heard as much as one can imagine. :0) That was many moons ago and well I am another person now more mature and settled. How does one go about locating a reputable company?

Ruth July 04, 2008 | 4:41 PM

This is sick. But really hilarious.

niki June 10, 2008 | 9:14 AM

How funny, Listen to you pee, as a female you try to look AT That from every angle to see how they could possibly get off on that and it just is not possible. Men can be very strange!!!! And sweaty gym clothes, wow. I mean you can understand the breast appeal, butts and so on but that just goes somewhere else.

leslie May 27, 2008 | 11:38 AM

i wanted to become a phone operator but i dont know about how much the average pay per week would be. Do you have a solid estimate?

salisu April 24, 2008 | 2:18 AM

thank you

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