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Woman has to put poop in her purse during first date, but the guy never knew

You've probably had a bad date at least once, but have you ever had to hide a piece of poop in your purse during one?

It apparently happened to one woman last week, so naturally she posted about it on Twitter in a series of 18 tweets.

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"I have a story to tell. it's about my poop," user @_blotty wrote on Monday. "So, yesterday I went out on a date with a man who asked me out in a grocery store the other day. All was going well. I went back to his place."

Soon after, she had to use the bathroom and "felt comfortable pooping in his bathroom" because she's a confident woman. That's when things went south… and fast. The toilet wouldn't flush, but through some panicked actions she managed to get her No. 2 down — all except for one piece. She didn't want to leave it, so she ended up wrapping it in toilet paper and put it in her purse.

You know, as you do in these situations.

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Eventually things all worked out and she managed to get the poop out of her purse and into the sewer system, where it belongs.

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You can read the whole hilarious story on her Twitter timeline. We're not sure if it's true, but the moral of the story remains the same: Stay away from coffee before a date unless you're 100 percent sure the toilet will work.

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