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Slang words for vagina ranked from bad to worst

Krissy Brady is a women’s health + lifestyle writer who’s so out of shape, it’s like she has the innards of an 80-year-old. Instead of learning how to crochet, she decided to turn her emotional baggage into a writing career (genius, no?)...

How many nicknames for the vagina do you know?

Sure, there's a time and a place for vagina slang: When you're talking code around little kids. But in most situations, why can't we say "vagina" like we do other words, without feeling like a creepy sex ed teacher? While I'm not right all the time (snorts), I'm pretty sure I'm right about one thing — that for the most part, slang words for vagina tend to be more offensive than the word itself.

From the tame to the say-whaaat to the just plain juvenile, there's apparently nothing we won't do to avoid saying vagina:

1. Vag

2. Vajayjay

3. Box

4. Nether regions

5. Lady business

6. Lady V

7. Hoo-haw

8. Cha-cha

9. Lady bits

10. Crotch

11. Muff

12. Kitty

13. Cooch

14. Cooter

15. Snatch

16. Snapper

17. Beaver

18. Cookie

19. Cupcake

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20. Coin purse

21. Lady flower

22. Honey pot

23. Poon

24. Punani

25. Twat

26. Gash

27. Banana basket

28. Flower pot

29. Fine china

30. Juice box

31. Pink panther

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32. Hot pocket

33. Bikini bizkit

34. Penis fly trap

35. Vertical smile

36. Dew flaps

37. Flaming lips

38. Puff pillow

39. Notorious V.A.G.

40. Furburger

41. Bearded clam

42. Sausage wallet

43. Panty hamster

44. Meat curtains

45. Penis garage

46 Pink taco

47. Axe wound

48. Penis snuggie

49. P****

50. C*** (just, no).

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