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Can We Please Just Say 'Vagina' Instead of These 50 Other Slang Words?

Krissy Brady is a womens health + lifestyle writer whos so out of shape, its like she has the innards of an 80-year-old. Instead of learning how to crochet, she decided to turn her emotional baggage into a writing career (genius, no?). F...

Let us know if we missed any slang terms for vagina on our all-encompassing list

Say it with us now: "Penis, penis, penis. Vagina, vagina, vagina." We'd bet the farm that it was way easier for you to blurt out the correct term for male anatomy than it was to say vagina. Why the hell is that? When it comes to our own human body parts, for some reason it feels weird just uttering the syllables. Even more infuriating is the fact that modern society is totally cool with throwing around slang terms for vagina that are infinitely creepier and way more offensive than the medical term.

Need proof? We rounded up every single word for the female anatomy we could think of. From the tame to the say-whaaat? to the just plain juvenile, there's apparently nothing we won't do to avoid saying vagina.

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1. Vag

2. Vajayjay

3. Box

4. Nether regions

5. Lady business

6. Lady V

7. Hoo-haw

8. Cha-cha

9. Lady bits

10. Crotch

11. Muff

12. Kitty

13. Cooch

14. Cooter

15. Snatch

16. Snapper

17. Beaver

18. Cookie

19. Cupcake

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20. Coin purse

21. Lady flower

22. Honey pot

23. Poon

24. Punani

25. Twat

26. Gash

27. Banana basket

28. Flower pot

29. Fine china

30. Juice box

31. Pink panther

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32. Hot pocket

33. Bikini bizkit

34. Penis fly trap

35. Vertical smile

36. Dew flaps

37. Flaming lips

38. Puff pillow

39. Notorious V.A.G.

40. Furburger

41. Bearded clam

42. Sausage wallet

43. Panty hamster

44. Meat curtains

45. Penis garage

46 Pink taco

47. Axe wound

48. Penis snuggie

49. P****

50. C*** (just, no).

Originally published December 2015. Updated October 2017.

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