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25 Pickup Lines So Bad That You Won’t Believe They’re Real

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The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs

13. "Hey, baby. Want a raisin? Sorry, none left. Perhaps a date then?"

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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14. "My doctor told me I'm missing vitamin U. Can you help me?"

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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15. "Go on; feel my jacket. It's made of boyfriend material."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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16. "Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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17. "Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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18. "OK, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"

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19. "Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning."

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20. "You seem like the kinda girl who's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?"

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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21. "Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Nope; it’s just a sparkle."

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22. "Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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23. "I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?”

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24. "Do you like pancakes? Well how about IHOP on that ass."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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25. "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?"

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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26. "If you were a booger, I'd pick you."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs

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27. "Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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28. "On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"

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Bet this one is his new favorite.

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