Ah, bad pickup lines. It's hard to know what's going on inside the head of a person who decides to deliver one. Do they actually think bad pickup lines work? Are they delivering the line in hopes to get a woman laughing (and therefore loving), or is the deadpan delivery completely earnest? Whatever the intent, hearing an ill-conceived line is pretty entertaining. Stomach-turning at times, but entertaining, nonetheless.

These pickup lines are so bad, they're almost good.

1. "Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!"

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2. "Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them."

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3. "It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out."

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4. "Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"

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5. "Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long."

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6. "Hey, girl. Are you German? 'Cause I wanna be Ger-man!"

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7. "I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."

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8. "Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!"

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9. "Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you."

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10. "Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."

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11. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

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12. "I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"

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13. "Hey, baby. Want a raisin? Sorry, none left. Perhaps a date then?"

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14. "My doctor told me I'm missing vitamin U. Can you help me?"

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15. "Go on; feel my jacket. It's made of boyfriend material."

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16. "Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection."

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17. "Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love."

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18. "OK, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"

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19. "Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning."

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20. "You seem like the kinda girl who's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?"

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21. "Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Nope; it’s just a sparkle."

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22. "Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams."

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23. "I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?”

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24. "Do you like pancakes? Well how about IHOP on that ass."

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25. "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?"

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26. "If you were a booger, I'd pick you."

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27. "Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more."

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28. "On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"

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Bet this one is his new favorite.

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