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25 Pickup Lines So Bad That You Won’t Believe They’re Real

Meagan Morris is an entertainment and lifestyle journalist living in New York City. In addition to SheKnows, Morris contributes to many publications including The New York Times, Yahoo! News, PopEater, NBC New York and Spinner. Follow he...

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs

Ah, bad pickup lines. It's hard to know what's going on inside the head of a person who decides to deliver one. Do they actually think bad pickup lines work? Are they delivering the line in hopes to get a woman laughing (and therefore loving), or is the deadpan delivery completely earnest? Whatever the intent, hearing an ill-conceived line is pretty entertaining. Stomach-turning at times, but entertaining, nonetheless.

These pickup lines are so bad, they're almost good.

1. "Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!"

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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2. "Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs

More: 16 Best Taylor Swift Lyrics to Use as Pick-up Lines

3. "It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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4. "Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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5. "Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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6. "Hey, girl. Are you German? 'Cause I wanna be Ger-man!"

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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7. "I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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8. "Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!"

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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9. "Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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10. "Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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11. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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12. "I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
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Up next: "Hey, baby. Want a raisin?"

Updated by Sarah Long 2/7/17

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