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The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
Ah, bad pickup lines. It's hard to know what's going on inside the head of a person who decides to deliver one. Do they actually think bad pickup lines work? Are they delivering the line in hopes to get a woman laughing (and therefore loving), or is the deadpan delivery completely earnest? Whatever the intent, hearing an ill-conceived line is pretty entertaining. Stomach-turning at times, but entertaining, nonetheless.
These pickup lines are so bad, they're almost good.
1. "Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!"
2. "Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them."