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What your pet is thinking when they catch you having sex

Krissy Brady is a women’s health + lifestyle writer who’s so out of shape, it’s like she has the innards of an 80-year-old. Instead of learning how to crochet, she decided to turn her emotional baggage into a writing career (genius, no?)...

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

We've all been there: You're making out, and just as you're about to get to the good stuff (a.k.a. the dirty stuff), there's your pet peering at you from the foot of the bed. Yep, they've got a front row seat to the live show and don't seem to be giving it up anytime soon. You try to forge on but they just won't... stop... staring. You spend so much time wondering what they're thinking that you end up missing out on the sex part. Womp, womp. Here are some of the scenarios you came up with along the way:

1. "I used to have one of those."

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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2. "He's doing that all wrong."

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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3. "Where did all these toys come from?!"

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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4. "I'll have to try that with the couch cushion later."

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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5. "When I make sounds like that, it's because I can't poop."

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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6. "Why lift your leg like that when there's no — ohhh I see."

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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7. "Can I have some?"

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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8. "I sniff there all the time and she hates it."

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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9. "Oh look, a sock!"

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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10. "Maybe if I keep staring one of them will remember it's time for me to go. Like, go go."

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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11. "So he can bite you but I can't?"

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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12. "Why doesn't he understand I don't want to play fetch?"

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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13. "What's he looking for in there?"

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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14. "I did that to my chew toy once. It hasn't been the same since."

14 Thoughts your pet probably has while watching you have sex

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