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21 Innocent phrases that are actually incredibly dirty

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Try to keep your mind clean when reading these innocent phrases

I never found fart jokes very funny, but I've always loved a double entendre. I know that at a certain point I'm supposed to stop finding middle-school level sex jokes funny, but these phrases are just too good to give up.

1. "That teabag was actually better the second time around."

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2. "The landscapers are coming over today to trim the bush."

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3. "Yes, my favorite animal is definitely the beaver."

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4. "Wanna bone?"

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5. "A pearl necklace would look really nice on you."

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5. "I was just really surprised by how big his package was."

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6. "I love sausage."

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7. "I wonder what happens to nuts in space."

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8. "We were only riding for maybe five seconds before we were desperate to get off."

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9. "We were banging all night."

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10. "In an instant, she was dripping wet."

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11. "Ever since she showed him what to do, he just loves tossing salad."

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12. "I was expecting maybe four inches, but he gave me more like 12."

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13. "The power of the thrust was really remarkable."

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14. "He really needs to work on his ball handling."

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15. "I tried everything but he just kept slipping out."

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16. "I'm sure he's tired; he spent all day on his knees."

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17. "I was surprised by the sheer power of the sea men."

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18. "She took his head in her hands and stroked it."

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19. "He tried everything but just couldn't get in."

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20. "They’re constantly involved in one intercourse or another. It’s difficult to separate them for any length of time."

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21. "Did you try blowing?"

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