The pumpkin flavor lobby must be stopped. pic.twitter.com/CPwUThgHj1— Wagatwe Wanjuki (@wagatwe) September 7, 2014
The pumpkin flavor lobby must be stopped. pic.twitter.com/CPwUThgHj1
— Wagatwe Wanjuki (@wagatwe) September 7, 2014
Only, you know, it's totally not true:
We've heard talk that we launched a Pumpkin Spice condom. We can't claim this one, but we do love it when people spice it up in the bedroom.— Durex USA (@Durex_USA) September 8, 2014
Sad news for those who want to pumpkin spice up their sex life (I know, I'm lame) — I mean, there are condoms that taste like scotch, bacon, pot, even garlic, so really, why not your favorite latte? Wouldn't it be ah-mazing if you could bring your favorite Starbucks flavor to bed with you? Some of their names are practically condom-worthy already.
Because you're dying to say, "Bean there, done him."
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Because single chocolaty would never do.
Not cream, people. Crème.
This would also make a great porn name.
Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
I mean, who wants to choke on gum when they're trying to get it on?
Don't forget the tequila.
Would this also count as a serving of fruit? Anyone?
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