Unless you're Benjamin Button and get younger as you get older, your date's reaction to seeing you for the first time will probably be something like this:
Self-esteem? Heard of it.
Yes, you've got great cleavage, but the whole idea is to find a guy who cares about the woman attached to the cleavage. I mean, it'd be brutal if you went on your first date wearing a turtleneck and suddenly…
"I'm not looking for much, just someone to be happy with. It might sound boring, but…" With such low standards, the only guys you'll hear from will be separated from you by plate glass.
People appreciate brain cells.
You know, among other things.
"He doesn't need to know about the rash you got from fire ants," says relationship expert April Masini. "He has no reference points to use to know if you're funny, quirky or psycho. Weird personal details will just scare him off."
Straight into witness protection.
You might think this is a good way to weed out the d-bags, but the truth is all any guy will think when reading your profile is…
There's only one Zooey Deschanel. You're going to have to settle for being you.
Sigh. I know.
Shallow will attract shallow. Do you really want a guy who runs at the first sign of track pants?
What? I couldn't hear you past all the cleavage.
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