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My obsession with memes is taking over my marriage

Kelli Uhrich is a busy writer and active career woman from Phoenix, Arizona. When she's not writing, she enjoys diving into hands-on projects, reading, blogging, and hanging out with her two lazy greyhounds.

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

Before I discovered the Meme Producerapp for my iPhone, my husband complained that he could never reach me. But now I bet he misses those days, because once you've started, you can never stop meme-ing.

It started as a cute way of making dinner plans...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

And it worked...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

After that, it became a little joke between us...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

At first, Mark played along...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

Planning our schedules became much more interesting...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

And, I could be honest about things that bothered me...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

Each time he started a new semester, I could wish him luck...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

And each time he finished, I could congratulate him...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

Through memes, I could ask him important questions about life...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

And most of the time he would answer...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

But the best part, by far, was that when I wanted nachos... well, let's just say he knew...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

Sometimes my work received great reviews...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

Sometimes, not so much...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

And sometimes, there was only silence...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

I thought they were two of my best, but... Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

A few memes later, I began to think that the game had finally come to an end. Maybe the fart joke was starting to get to him, or maybe he didn't agree that Ron Burgundy's mustache was super cool. Either way, I was at a crossroads. Should I keep trying to craft the perfect meme, or should I take the hint and call it quits?

Then, just when I thought it was all over, I opened my messages and found this...

Why text your husband when you can meme him instead?

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I'd say, I have to agree.

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