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21 Things your vajay-jay would say if it could talk

Krissy Brady is a women’s health + lifestyle writer who’s so out of shape, it’s like she has the innards of an 80-year-old. Instead of learning how to crochet, she decided to turn her emotional baggage into a writing career (genius, no?)...

What would your chatterbox say?

What if your vajay-jay could talk? Would it threaten to call vag protective services on you? Would it make you feel guilty for wearing too much lace? Or would it be like that really clingy friend who doesn't understand the concept of boundaries? Personally, I'm glad this isn't possible — I can't get a word in edgewise as it is — but here's what might happen if there was a voice down yonder.
1

"You bought new batteries?!"

What would your chatterbox say?

2

"When I said I wanted to try stirrups,
this isn't exactly what I had in mind."

What would your chatterbox say?

3

"OK seriously, what just happened?"

What would your chatterbox say?

4

"And the Oscar goes to..."

What would your chatterbox say?

5

"Oh, so that's what he meant."

What would your chatterbox say?

6

"I think we should just be friends."

What would your chatterbox say?

7

"Sorry, we're closed."

What would your chatterbox say?

8

"You want what to come out of where?"

What would your chatterbox say?

9

"It's like the Gobi Desert in here! Wait, is that a cactus?"

What would your chatterbox say?

10

"I've decided to launch a solo career."

What would your chatterbox say?

11

"Excuse me, how is your headache my problem?"

What would your chatterbox say?

12

"Whatever. Wake me when you're done."

What would your chatterbox say?

13

"I'm starting to feel like a Pez dispenser."

What would your chatterbox say?

14

"Do you need a map?"

What would your chatterbox say?

15

"HAHAHA, that tickles!"

What would your chatterbox say?

16

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle..."

What would your chatterbox say?

17

"OMG, yes! Right there! Wait, where are you going?"

What would your chatterbox say?

18

"I really need to get out more."

What would your chatterbox say?

19

"I need a haircut."

What would your chatterbox say?

20

"Nice hat."

What would your chatterbox say?

21

"What's a Brazilian?"

What would your chatterbox say?

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