Wait, that's a sex toy?
The last thing your vibrator should be doing is stressing you out. Take a load off and stop all that worrying — these sex toys are so discreet that even you might forget what they're really for!
Crave DUET LUX Vibrator
Is it a thumb drive or a sex toy? We'll let you be the judge of that! This high-tech clitoral vibrator definitely aims to please. Not only is it built for maximum satisfaction, but it has four vibration patterns and four power levels as well, with the tip, inner and outer edges all offering slightly different intensities. Charge it up for two hours of unrivaled pleasure. It comes equipped with either 8GB or 16GB of memory (your choice), plus a 24K gold plated metal base. Did we mention it's anything but noisy? Store it in the included leather pouch if you want to be extra discreet. (MySecretLuxury.com, $219 - $349)
Hidden Vibrator Book Set
Um, reading has seriously never been so fun! Just open up this Hidden Vibrator Book Set to reveal a pleasure chest of waterproof toys inside, including two very different-sized vibrators. The first is a slim, soft-touch and hard-shelled vibrator that measures seven inches long and one diameter wide. Switch up the speed using the various settings, or take a walk on the wild side and transform it into a thick g-spot stimulator. The other vibrator (a mini rocket) is perfect for on the go and has one strong setting. Featuring four interchangeable tops for clitoral stimulation, you really can't go wrong when you buy In the Heart of the Night! (ShopInPrivate.com, $50)
Screaming O Studio Collection Kit
Any sex toy kit disguised as a cosmetics bag sounds like the kit for us! The Screaming O Studio Collection contains a mini lipstick vibrator with a flex tip, a mini mascara vibrator with a tingle tip, a multifunction makeup brush vibrator, cooling and warming stimulant balms masked as high-end eyeshadows and a climax cream in a tube that looks exactly like lip gloss. On top of all of that, these toys come with a chic cosmetics bag for stress-free travel and tasteful storage. (TheScreamingO.com, $143)
I Rub My Duckie Paris Vibrator
If you have kids, this playful pretty pink bath time vibrator will blend right in (just make sure they don't get a hold of it!). I Rub My Duckie Paris is perfect for splishing and splashing around in the tub and underwater clitoris or vaginal stimulation, of course. Snag it in a full-size model or pick up a mini duck to bring with you on the road. (HolisticWisdom.com, $23 - $37)