Pitch: Deep down I know you have always wanted to play the crudest, funniest and most offensive card game. Am I wrong?
You're not wrong, dude. That's why everyone and their mom has a copy of Cards Against Humanity. But putting aside the fact that this is a game you play with hashtags IRL, and the fact that this is a clone of a better game, let's talk about this:
"Disclaimer — I respect women and I do not have a dirty mind."
Disclaimer: women have collectively caught on to the fact that people only disclaim stuff like this when they're about to say the most sexist shit ever.
"After doing extensive market research..." Sure. "I found that individuals only wanted the horrible derogatory hashtags, and so that is what I included."
OK, bye then.