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Man's bedtime ramblings are the most hilarious thing we've read

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Husband talks in his sleep, wife documents the convo — and the results are pure genius

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Some of us snore in our sleep, others hog the blanket, but not many of us speak — and even fewer have intelligent (and completely hilarious) conversations while in dreamland.

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One man who does talk in his sleep produces some of the most hilarious conversations we've ever read, and we know this because his wife has meticulously recorded his ramblings.

She sends them to her hubby via text so he knows exactly what he's been saying.

The man (named Aidan) took to his Imgur account LongTitlesMakeMeHappy to share his chatter with the online realm. He wrote, "I talk in my sleep and my wife messages me what I say," followed by a series of text conversations.

These include the following sentences, "How are you going to teach grade 12?" "It's like… that episode of family guy…" and "sometimes it's legal, sometimes it's not." Of course these aren't particularly hilarious on their own but when you see the full conversations you will die of laughter. Seriously!

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He ponders about the education system.

Husband talks in his sleep, wife documents the convo — and the results are pure genius
Image: LongTitlesMakeMeHappy/Imgur

He can time travel.

Husband talks in his sleep, wife documents the convo — and the results are pure genius
Image: LongTitlesMakeMeHappy/Imgur

He is a fan of Jersey Shore — or at the very least the locals' accents.

Husband talks in his sleep, wife documents the convo — and the results are pure genius
Image: LongTitlesMakeMeHappy/Imgur

He thinks it feels so good being Belgian. Hint: He's not.

Husband talks in his sleep, wife documents the convo — and the results are pure genius
Image: LongTitlesMakeMeHappy/Imgur

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And he dreams of some seriously creepy cheese-eating bugs.

Husband talks in his sleep, wife documents the convo — and the results are pure genius
Image: LongTitlesMakeMeHappy/Imgur

While these messages are completely hilarious they do keep Aidan's wife up at night. Sharing his nightly routines on her Imgur account YourWife, she wrote, "He wakes me up so easily--I'm such a light sleeper. Plus it's so much fun to bring it up the next day over breakfast!"(sic)

They certainly give new meaning to the saying "pillow talk." What an awesome couple!

Do you talk in your sleep? You never know, you could produce the most hilarious thing on the Internet.

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