And neither does the rest of the internet.
#ImNotReallySelfishBut don't touch my pizza, phone, and stay on your eighth of the bed— Sassy Sunflower (@SassySunflowr) August 6, 2015
And apparently one of the touchy subjects when it comes to being selfish is sharing your food…
#ImNotReallySelfishBut there's only 2 sticks in a pack of twix.— Andrew P (@AP_THE_REBEL) August 6, 2015
#ImNotReallySelfishBut I Hate Sharing My Food.— JackMillsOfficial (@ItsJackMills) August 6, 2015
#ImNotReallySelfishBut food.......... I can't share with you— Luxury Prince (@Too_Luxury) August 6, 2015
Do you press the "close door" button in the lift as soon as you get in? We don't blame you because no one wants to share a confined space with strangers…
#ImNotReallySelfishBut the first button I press when I get on an elevator is "close door"— Nick Alexander (@NickOHlessA) August 6, 2015
This tweet takes us back to our school days when you were the one who had brand new pens and, by the end of the day, they were all lost because everyone wanted to borrow them.
Have you ever put an empty box back in the cupboard? Or left just a drop of juice in the carton?
#ImNotReallySelfishBut I'll leave the teensiest amount of milk in the jug so I don't have to be the one to throw it out— Evan Edinger (@EvanEdinger) August 6, 2015
Does this sound familiar?
#ImNotReallySelfishBut if you don't answer MY CALL when I WANT I will get mad ... oh but yours? I'll ignore it all day.— anna (@annaclendening) August 6, 2015
We can relate to so many of these tweets but now we don't feel so guilty.
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