Sure, there’s no shortage of personalities in the Republican field, but no one knows how to put on a show with that special brand of cuckoo confidence quite like The Donald.
America is a terrible place, the American Dream is dead, and we need a hard-nosed negotiator to bring the country back to greatness, Trump told the spirited audience in his best tough-guy persona Tuesday morning.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for president of the United States, and we are going to make our country great again," he announced from Trump Tower. "The fact is, the American Dream is dead — but if I win, I will bring it back bigger and better and stronger than ever."
Also, Trump really, really wants you to know he’s filthy, stinking rich, and nothing matters more than that. Got it?
And so, if you missed Donald Trump’s official 2016 presidential campaign kickoff, here are a few of Trump’s plans to bring America back to greatness.
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