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11 Horrible Christmas tree ornaments that shouldn't exist but do

Michelle Carlbert is a freelance writer and TV blogger who is a self-proclaimed geek and fangirl. She writes about all things relating to TV and loves everything from dramas to sci-fi and comedies. Michelle lives in Los Angeles and write...

Hang these horrible ornaments on your tree, and Santa will leave you nothing but coal

What makes a Christmas ornament ridiculous? Check out these eyesores, and find out how some ornaments go from cheerful to terrible.

1. Pink flamingos in high heels

Hang these horrible ornaments on your tree, and Santa will leave you nothing but coal

Image: Ebay

We're not sure why there's a Christmas ornament with a pink flamingo, but the fact that they are in gold heels (not actually wearing them) is even more puzzling.

2. Farting Santa

Hang these horrible ornaments on your tree, and Santa will leave you nothing but coal

Image: Amazon

Taking the image of jolly old Saint Nick and turning him into a disgusting ornament that farts is the very definition of a ridiculous Christmas ornament.

3. Shirtless Santa

Hang these horrible ornaments on your tree, and Santa will leave you nothing but coal

Image: Amazon

What's worse than making an ornament out of a farting Santa? Why, taking his shirt off and turning him into a sex symbol.

4. Naked Santa

Hang these horrible ornaments on your tree, and Santa will leave you nothing but coal

Image: Amazon

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse than a farting and shirtless Santa, we present naked Santa.

5. Duck Dynasty duck call ornament

Hang these horrible ornaments on your tree, and Santa will leave you nothing but coal

Image: Amazon

Seriously, who would want this ridiculous ornament hanging on their tree?

6. Bacon

Hang these horrible ornaments on your tree, and Santa will leave you nothing but coal

Image: Amazon

Don't get us wrong — we love bacon as much as the next person. But this ornament is beyond awful. It looks like something a serial killer would want hanging on their tree.

7. Stripper

Hang these horrible ornaments on your tree, and Santa will leave you nothing but coal

Image: Cafepress

The message behind this terrible ornament seems to be, "Nothing says Christmas like a stripper in a thong."

8. Lederhosen unicorn

Hang these horrible ornaments on your tree, and Santa will leave you nothing but coal

Image: Amazon

There are so many things that baffle the mind about this ornament, it's hard to know where to begin. We could almost wrap our heads around a unicorn in lederhosen, but why do they have to be pink?

9. The insane horse head

Hang these horrible ornaments on your tree, and Santa will leave you nothing but coal

Image: Amazon

It may be true that most children would love a pony for Christmas, but if any child saw this thing hanging from their tree, they'd probably run away screaming.

10. Santaur

Hang these horrible ornaments on your tree, and Santa will leave you nothing but coal

Image: Amazon

What is a "Santaur," you ask? Why, it's Santa with a horse's body. The better question would be, who thought of this monstrosity, and what were they drinking when they did?

11. Elk Man on a leash

Hang these horrible ornaments on your tree, and Santa will leave you nothing but coal

Image: Amazon

Apparently it wasn't just enough for this ornament designer to have an elk with a man's body. They also had to put him in a suit and have a woman lead him from the ring in his nose. Merry Christmas, one and all.

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