The result is a fascinating case study in today’s selfie culture.
The author, who has been identified as Gavin Schneider, reportedly collects the photos taken on floor model devices by AirDrop-ping them onto his own device and posts them to this oddly fascinating blog.
There is something about selfies that seem to reveal much more about the subject than the need to clean their bathroom mirror. And compulsive selfie takers often fall into general groups or categories. The high-priestess of the selfie, Kim Kardashian West, is at one far end of the selfie spectrum.
Thanks to the work of Narcissism Today, and my own tireless study, it’s evident that most of the selfie-obsessed patrons from area NYC Apple Stores fall into one of these following categories. I want to be clear this is in no way a criticism of any particular person in the pictures. We’ve all been one or more of these folks and taken one or more of this brand of selfie. So, it is in that spirit of shared selfie shame, I give you the 5 flavors of Apple Store selfie obsession according to the sampling on the Narcissism Today Tumblr.
There are just some people who fully own the selfie and when faced with rows of smartphones and cameras at the Apple Store, it’s practically their patriotic duty to lend their selfie image to the public collection.
They have a look, know how to take the perfect picture, and make the rest of us look unworthy to flip the smartphone lens on ourselves.
These people, the #Flawless people, shouldn’t be ridiculed for their selfie snaps. They simply have a gift that needs to be shared with the world.
Don’t hate. They woke up like this.
There also appears to be a heavy representation of kids who are taking pictures in a failed attempt to convince their parents how much better life would be for everyone if they had their own iPhone.
You see the kids cuddling up to their parents, trying to demonstrate that they could take loving family selfies all the time if they could take home their very own device.
Plus, think about the studying they could do on the go?
Sorry, kid. No one’s buying it.
It happens to the best of us. But, no, there's nothing fun about forced merriment or that look on your faces.
How fun can shopping at the Apple store really be, anyway?
There’s a lot of pressure in these situations. I get it. But it makes for wonderfully uncomfortable viewing.
And you know what?
They really do look good in those headphones.
Ring them up!
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