If you're like me and are totally unable to join the millions of people peeing their pants over the latest iWatch tease, then this video will give you a shot of Schadenfreude to help you make it through the rest of the Apple Watch news cycle.
The Apple Watch seems ridiculous. It's unattractive. There, I said it. It's hideous. It tells time. OK, so does a watch. The Apple Watch has a miniscule screen, so you can't really watch a freaking thing on it. That puny 1.8-inch screen isn't big enough to make out a Facebook profile photo, much less a booty pic from Coco Austin!
Those who agree have found a champion in funnyman Jack Douglass of JacksFilms, who made this stylistically and satirically spot-on parody of an Apple Watch commercial that really sums up everything completely ridonkulous about a tiny, wearable phone that's not really a phone or a watch. I mean, it's a watch and a phone, but why not just get a good watch and use your phone? Douglass even goes after the health-monitoring gadgets no one really knows how to use.
Lots of people are taking notice of the video and giving Douglass his well-deserved props across social media.
Holy crap, you guys really like my Apple Watch parody! Thank you!! https://t.co/DREgPatDu7— Jack Douglass (@jacksfilms) September 10, 2014
Yes, Jack, yes, we really do likey.
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