Sexy, Clean Windows
So, you say window washing is a boring chore. Why not make it a hot prelude to sex AND get the windows clean too!
There's nothing like crystal clear windows to brighten up the home and bring the outdoors in. Hiring a window cleaner, however, is a treat that may need to go by the wayside in today's economy. Here's how to put more excitement into your next window washing experience.
Why not clean the windows yourself...with some help, of course!
Window washing is a sweaty, dirty job and not one we usually look forward to. With a little help from hubby or our significant other, we can make the windows sparkle and have some fun too. Let him tackle the outside while you clean the inside, keeping in mind who's on the other side you can add in a little playful tease or two and shake of the booty too. Stretching for those high spots can be pretty provocative, as well. You get the idea!
Window washing supplies X 2
Recipe: Window washing solution X 2
1-gallon hot water
Before you start
Bring the kids to Grandma or the sitter for a little playtime. Recruit your helper. Maybe you want him to know where the last step of the process will lead, since there's nothing wrong with a little healthy anticipation. Or maybe you'd like to keep the element of surprise and spring it on him later. Gather two sets of supplies so that each of you can tackle the window at the same time, one inside and one outside. If possible, don't wash windows on a sunny day, since they will dry too quickly and may streak.
Window Cleaning Steps
1. Remove any window screens for washing later.
Important additions to the window washing process
Remember, your ultimate goal is not only clean windows, but some hot fun, too, so be sure to add in your own, personal charm and allure. Whether that includes a wiggle, a shake, a wink or a shimmy is all up to you and your individual style. You'll find by the end of the window cleaning experience, you'll both be sweaty and dirty. Perfect! Head for the shower and complete the project!
The end result of your window cleaning project.
Once the job is done, you'll be able to look out onto the world through crystal clear windows and look back onto a heck-of-a-good time too!
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