Gigi Baker, a London-based designer, has developed a chair that resembles the look, touch and aroma of human flesh. But don't worry, it's not actually skin — the chair is made entirely out of silicone. Yes, the same stuff that fake boobies are made out of.
Want one? Get in line. These babies won't be available for purchase on the designer's website until September. When they do finally hit the market, the chair will only cost you $2,545 (1,500 euros). A flesh-fetish ottoman will cost you extra. Sorry, folks. If you want the goods, you'll have to pay.
Wait, what? You don't want a chair that looks like an old man's beer belly? Can't you imagine two of them, side by side in your living room, together as matching pair? Um... OK. Perhaps it's best not to imagine two of these suckers in that way. I mean, they already look so similar to certain male anatomy that it's disturbing.
Maybe a more practical use?
Just think... these could be perfect for little babies.
The cutest visitor at the entire show pic.twitter.com/Efxl7bhkZZ— Studio 9191 (@BarkerGigi) June 28, 2014
Or, maybe for your child's playroom.
A few happy faces who enjoyed the show! pic.twitter.com/MU6t8LLvAo— Studio 9191 (@BarkerGigi) June 25, 2014
Still creeped out? Well, then you definitely won't want to put them out in the open, where people will see them.
Sneak peak of new photo shoot... pic.twitter.com/6HWCeITZ5X— Studio 9191 (@BarkerGigi) July 23, 2014
But, if you must, you could hide them with more creepy flesh-like stuff.
Or, you could just not buy them at all, like the rest of us. Your call.
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