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20 jack-o'-lantern FAILS that will make you scream... with laughter

Justina Huddleston is an editor and the head writer for TDmonthly Magazine. She has been a freelance writer for several years, though her real passion is cooking. You can see the recipes she creates on her vegan food blog, A Life of Litt...

#1/21:

Halloween pumpkin FAILS

#1/21:

Halloween pumpkin FAILS

The only scary thing about these pumpkins is that their short lives were utterly wasted.

#3/21:

Cat's out of the bag

#3/21:

Cat's out of the bag

This time curiosity really did kill the cat.

#4/21:

Drunken pumpkin

#4/21:

Drunken pumpkin

Top row: Me getting ready. Middle row: Me at the club. Bottom row: The morning after.

#5/21:

Grumpy pumpkins

#5/21:

Grumpy pumpkins

These stern sentinels are one way to keep tricksters away this Halloween.

#6/21:

One too many

#6/21:

One too many

I'm guessing someone had more than their fair share of butterbeer last night.

#7/21:

FAILED squirrel sentinel

#7/21:

FAILED squirrel sentinel

Is this what happens when you forget to get your squirrel guard its own damn pumpkin spice latte?

#8/21:

Sad sack

#8/21:

Sad sack

How rotted does a pumpkin have to be before someone just composts the thing?

#9/21:

Pumpkin spice FAIL

#9/21:

Pumpkin spice FAIL

At this point, I kinda feel like this is an accurate representation of the public's feelings toward PSL hysteria.

#10/21:

Pumpkin puppy

#10/21:

Pumpkin puppy

At least this pup chose something healthy to snack on!

#11/21:

Scared to death

#11/21:

Scared to death

I think this pumpkin saw one too many scary costumes this Halloween.

#12/21:

Legitimately terrifying

#12/21:

Legitimately terrifying

It doesn't look like the intended Joker, but I think this pumpkin actually ended up being more terrifying.

#13/21:

Smashed pumpkin

#13/21:

Smashed pumpkin

Literally me on a hot day.

#14/21:

Spooky?

#14/21:

Spooky?

It's hard to be scared by something when you literally have no idea what it is.

#15/21:

Burn, baby, burn

#15/21:

Burn, baby, burn

This pumpkin inferno resulted in a jack-o'-lantern with a screwy mustache that's sure to scare away the kids.

#16/21:

The day the music died

#16/21:

The day the music died

I mean, at least they tried?

#17/21:

Thanks, but no thanks!

#17/21:

Thanks, but no thanks!

TBH, if someone stuck me inside a pumpkin, I'd be pretty pissed too.

#18/21:

Squelching squash

#18/21:

Squelching squash

This moldy, mushy jack-o'-lantern looks like it maybe ate a bit too much Halloween candy.

#19/21:

The void

#19/21:

The void

This pumpkin FAIL forces us to confront our deepest fear: nothingness. Now that's haunting.

#20/21:

Time on your side

#20/21:

Time on your side

Honestly, this jack-o'-lantern probably looks way more terrifying after being left in the sun.

#21/21:

Old man pumpkin

#21/21:

Old man pumpkin

Grandpa? Is that you?

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