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19 Baby Shower Cake FAILs so Weird, You Have to See them to Believe Them

Justina Huddleston is an editor and the head writer for TDmonthly Magazine. She has been a freelance writer for several years, though her real passion is cooking. You can see the recipes she creates on her vegan food blog, A Life of Litt...

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Bizarre baby shower cakes

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Bizarre baby shower cakes

We don't want to totally hate on baby showers. They can be perfectly lovely. It's beautiful to celebrate a first-time mama's soiree into motherhood, and we're so down to attend a party that's all about pastels, floaty attire and babies — it's just that sometimes things go awry. 

Perhaps it's a quest to escape the overly-feminine, cheesy cliches which usually haunt baby showers that cause some people to over-correct and attempt to make the event humorous. And while it's healthy to joke about human life-events like the miracle of birth, sometimes said jokes turn out a little... off. And it's not just the (mostly) lame party games we're talking about here. 

The cakes. We're talking about the cakes. 

You'd be surprised to learn that it's not uncommon for baby shower cakes to be so bizarre, we're not so sure we could even eat them. And that's a bold statement. Don't believe us? Check these out.

Originally published August 2015. Updated October 2017.

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Brown ladybug baby

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Brown ladybug baby

This sleeping... brown ladybug baby, I think... does not make me any more excited for motherhood.

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Barbie's water birth

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Barbie's water birth

This depiction of water birth is fine, but the concept is flawed: Do you really want to eat what's in that water

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Set her free

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Set her free

The first rule of parenting: Keep your baby away from plastic bags. Now we know why!

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Baby turkey

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Baby turkey

This is supposedly a baby ballerina's butt (why?), but to me it looks more like a baby turkey with Cheez Whiz legs. Yum?

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Kicking and screaming

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Kicking and screaming

This baby is kicking to get out. And the shower guests are screaming as they run away from this cake.

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Horror baby cake FAIL

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Horror baby cake FAIL

Congratulations, you're having a zombie demon baby! Who knew a baby shower cake could be so genuinely terrifying?

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Pregnancy test cake

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Pregnancy test cake

In case you want your food to look like something you pee on, this is the cake for you.

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C-section cake

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C-section cake

Just be thankful they depicted a C-section — natural birth cakes do exist, and trust me, they aren't pretty.

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Man baby shower cake

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Man baby shower cake

That awkward moment when your baby is a full-grown man.

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'It's girl'

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'It's girl'

Looks like this baker forgot to buy a vowel.

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Newborn cake

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Newborn cake

Of course this disturbing cake is covered in red Jell-O and made with red velvet.

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Like a wrecking ball

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Like a wrecking ball

This lumpy, shiny ball-o-baby is sure to make any expectant mother squeamish.

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Operation baby

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Operation baby

This baker went ultra realistic and included a stainless steel bowl of placenta. Icing roses are so last year, amirite? 

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Sleeping baby cake FAIL

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Sleeping baby cake FAIL

Aw, what a cute and lifelike cake! Until you slice it and it becomes a horrifyingly realistic murder scene.

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Crowning baby

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Crowning baby

Let's try our best to not scare the new mom before her water breaks, m'kay?

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Baby crowning, part 2

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Baby crowning, part 2

And if the first one didn't scare ya, here's another angle of baby making its grand debut.

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Evil clown baby

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Evil clown baby

A slice of Kiss' Paul Stanley baby-popping-out-of-a-vagina cake? Don't mind if I do.

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Vaginal cake art

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Vaginal cake art

Save this for those classy AF baby showers, where only the most beautiful of vaginas will do.

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