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10 Times a Portable Pizza Pouch might come in handy

Rebecca Bracken is a news and views writer.






Every pizza lover needs this genius new pizza-holding necklace — here's why

Everyone loves pizza. It's like a scientific fact or something. Now there's a necklace to help feed your pizza obsession. Seriously.

It was only a matter of time before some genius hero of our time would figure out how to put a plastic pizza pouch on a lanyard for the pizza fanatic on the go. Yes, for just $8 you can acquire your very own Portable Pizza Pouch. Stoners, survivalists and sportsfolks of all stripes should appreciate the convenience and luxury of carrying your very own slice everywhere for those inevitable pizza-related emergencies.

Every pizza lover needs this genius new pizza-holding necklace — here's why
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Still not convinced the Portable Pizza Pouch is a sound investment? Here are just a few instances you'll be glad you're wearing your next gooey, cheesy snack.

1. At a friend's vegan dinner party

Every pizza lover needs this genius new pizza-holding necklace — here's why
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2. When the munchies hit in the middle of a concert

Every pizza lover needs this genius new pizza-holding necklace — here's why
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3. Or in the middle of a talk show appearance

Every pizza lover needs this genius new pizza-holding necklace — here's why
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4. Or even while you're hosting the Oscars

Every pizza lover needs this genius new pizza-holding necklace — here's why
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5. You truly never know when the need for pizza will strike next... perhaps when you're cycling?

Every pizza lover needs this genius new pizza-holding necklace — here's why
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6. Some of the world's greatest love affairs were started over pizza, so you'll be prepared for that

Every pizza lover needs this genius new pizza-holding necklace — here's why
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7. What if someone steals your pizza? You need a backup!

Every pizza lover needs this genius new pizza-holding necklace — here's why
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8. Because when life gets tough, pizza makes most of it better

Every pizza lover needs this genius new pizza-holding necklace — here's why
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9. Remember, beauty eventually fades, but now you'll always have pizza

Every pizza lover needs this genius new pizza-holding necklace — here's why
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10. Always. Right there around your neck

Every pizza lover needs this genius new pizza-holding necklace — here's why
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