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25 Awesome '90s snacks you secretly still want to eat

Justina Huddleston is an editor and the head writer for TDmonthly Magazine. She has been a freelance writer for several years, though her real passion is cooking. You can see the recipes she creates on her vegan food blog, A Life of Litt...

Yeah, you're an adult now, but the call of '90s junk food is too strong to resist

The '90s were the era of grunge, boy bands, low-rise jeans and slap bracelets.

But what we miss most is the junk food. Even if these items were still around today, there's no way we'd include them as a part of our healthy diet, but the '90s were a special, special time when it came to tasty processed food nirvana. The band Nirvana too, but I digress.

1. Kool-Aid Bursts

These were, like, 100 percent sugar — and 100 percent my favorite thing to trade in the lunchroom for even junkier snacks.

2. Band-Aid gum

Band-Aid gum made being hurt and chewing gum both seem a little cooler. Not for use with actual injuries; tasty nonetheless.

3. Orbitz

Yeah, you're an adult now, but the call of '90s junk food is too strong to resist

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My seventh-grade homeroom teacher had a weird collection of bottles that included a bunch of these that students brought back from field trips to the science museum. I would stare at them thirstily all through class but never actually bought any on my own because... well, they look weird.

4. Gushers

Yeah, you're an adult now, but the call of '90s junk food is too strong to resist

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I'm pretty sure my classmate Warren still owes me, like, five boxes of Gushers. These ooze-filled gummies were sweet and sour and basically perfect.

5. Fruit by the Foot

Whether you savored every inch or unrolled it, squished it into a ball and downed the whole thing at once, Fruit by the Foot was like fruit leather with a butt-ton of delicious corn syrup added.

6. Fruit Roll-Ups

Even better than Fruit by the Foot thanks to punch-out shapes and tongue tattoos. Oh tongue tattoos, where are you now?

7. Hi-C Ecto Cooler

The '90s had a true love affair with radioactively colored beverages that contained, like, 80 percent of your life's recommended sugar intake per serving.

8. Dunkaroos

Cookie bits with frosting dip — the ultimate lunchroom dessert. Never forget how stressed you got trying to ration out that frosting to last through each and every cookie.

9. Rice Krispies Treats cereal

Yeah, you're an adult now, but the call of '90s junk food is too strong to resist

Image: Kellogg's

I still maintain that this is the best breakfast cereal ever created. Apparently it's still available, though I haven't seen it in the store in years.

10. Pop Rocks

Yeah, you're an adult now, but the call of '90s junk food is too strong to resist

Image: Pop Rocks

Allegedly Pop Rocks mixed with soda could kill you — an urban legend I challenged at every opportunity.

11. Bugles

For some reason Bugles got really popular in the '90s, and everyone thought they were super cool, but as far as I'm concerned, they were nowhere near as awesome as Doritos 3D.

12. Doritos 3D

See above. Also, the coolest 3-D snack experience ever, which is apparently making a comeback!

13. Ritz Handi-Snacks

Yeah, you're an adult now, but the call of '90s junk food is too strong to resist

Image: Amazon

Take my word for it, the best way to enjoy these is to eat all but one of the crackers plain, then load the last with all the cheese you desire.

14. Bubble Jug

This container of gross bubble powder turned to chewing gum if you could keep it in your mouth long enough before coughing to death from inhaling most of it. In spite of that, I bought this all the time.

15. Candy Goo

Yeah, you're an adult now, but the call of '90s junk food is too strong to resist

Image: Hurty Words

I don't know what this stuff was (well, colored corn syrup, I guess), but for some ungodly reason it was super popular.

16. Fruit Stripe gum

The most intensely flavored chewing gum out there. For about 30 seconds.

17. Lunchables

Lunchables determined the social hierarchy of the cafeteria. Ham & Cheese Lunchables? You're a dork. Pizza Lunchables? All hail the lunchroom queen!

18. Trix yogurt

Trix yogurt was based on Trix cereal, both of which basically seem like breakfast candy to me now. Nothing like having an insane sugar crash at 8:30 a.m. during algebra class!

19. Capri Sun

They still make this stuff. How do I know? My niece likes it. I guess sometimes there's just no breaking the cycle.

20. War Heads

War Heads were the worst/best candy. Intensely sour followed by intensely sweet, these little candies taught us a lot about the rewards that follow patience. War Heads Super Sour Spray was just evil, though.

21. GoGurt

Yeah, you're an adult now, but the call of '90s junk food is too strong to resist

Image: Yoplait

That's right. We're the generation that popularized yogurt in a floppy plastic tube. You're welcome, America.

22. Toaster Strudels

When Toaster Strudels came out, they changed my life. These were like the classy, adult version of Pop-Tarts, and eating them made me feel mature beyond my years.

23. Sprinkl'Ins yogurt

Yeah, you're an adult now, but the call of '90s junk food is too strong to resist

Image: Dannon

The Trix brand seems healthy compared to this stuff, which came with a canister of sprinkles to dump into your already sugary yogurt. But if you brought this to lunch, people probably thought you were cool.

24. Kudos

Kudos were so good. My favorite teacher used to reward us for our knowledge in class by tossing us a delicious chocolaty Kudos, which I would then hoard so I could trade them at lunch. Shout-out to Mr. Abbot, wherever he is.

25. AirHeads

This taffy existed for two reasons: the mystery flavor (what is it?) and blue raspberry.

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