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20 Food laws that make absolutely no sense whatsoever

Heather Barnett is a freelance writer and foodie whose work has been featured in blogs, websites, magazines, and TV and radio ads. She spends her free time relaxing with her soulmate, Keith; her dog, Mosby "The Fly Slayer;" and Felix th...

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

Complaining about the law is the unofficial American pastime, but things take a turn to the weird and wacky when it comes to the laws some people have made about food. Grab a sandwich, and enjoy this culinary craziness on your lunch break.

1. Something smells fishy

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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In Minnesota, a law dictates that men can't do the horizontal hula with live fish. Not sure why it specifies only men and only live fish.

2. Don't backpedal

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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In Marion, Ohio, it's illegal to eat a doughnut while walking backward. Seems reasonable.

3. Drunk tank

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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Alaska prohibits both minors and moose from imbibing alcohol.

4. Dry ingredients only

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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In Maryland, it's illegal to eat in the ocean. That totally explains sharknados.

5. Drinking difficulties

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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In Nigeria, it's legal to get your drink on. You just can't import or brew beer. But if it falls from the sky, by all means, imbibe.

6. No Tic Tac, no nookie

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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In the blessed town of Alexandria, Mississippi, it's illegal for a man to have sex with his wife with onion, garlic or sardine breath. If his ladylove requests he brush his teeth, it's not optional.

7. Mind your b's and q's

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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In Belgium, it's legal to throw Brussels sprouts at tourists.

8. No seed spittin'

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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It may sound nice to enjoy a refreshing slice of watermelon on the beach, but don't count on doing that in Rio Claro, Brazil, where these juicy red orbs are illegal.

9. Love by the pound

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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It used to be illegal in Idaho to give your best gal a box of chocolates weighing less than 50 pounds. That law being overturned is probably for the best.

10. Don't spice it up

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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In Peru, chili sauce and other hot spices are banned from prison food to prevent its dangerous aphrodisiac effects.

11. Gotta bounce back

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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In Connecticut, it's not really a pickle unless it bounces.

12. Soup for you?

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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If you're a bar-owning Cornhusker, you should know you can't sell beer unless you brew a kettle of soup at the same time.

13. Keep your hands to yourself

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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In Oklahoma, it's not permissible to take a bite of another person's hamburger. (That really should be a federal law.)

14. Non-lactose intolerant

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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Don't move to Utah if you're lactose intolerant. It's illegal there to refuse to drink milk.

15. Don't eat too fresh

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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In Massachusetts, it's best to serve mourners footlongs than tea sandwiches, as you're allowed no more than three sammies while attending a wake.

16. Don't go nuts

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In Boston, it's illegal to eat peanuts in church. If you've ever been to Texas Roadhouse, that kind of makes sense.

17. Why did the chicken cross the road in Gainesville, Georgia?

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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To stand next to the guy with the fork. Since it's illegal there to eat chicken with a fork, that's definitely the smart move.

18. For here or to go?

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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For some reason, in Riverside, California, it's illegal to walk down the street carrying your lunch at lunchtime (11 a.m. to 1 p.m.).

19. Abandon the bottle

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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In Concord, Massachusetts, it's illegal to sell non-sparkling, non-flavored bottled water in plastic containers of less than 1 liter. Joggers beware.

20. The prank pizza job

These are the 20 weirdest, craziest and most asinine food laws

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You may think it's funny to send an order of pizza, Chinese or other c.o.d. items to your unsuspecting pal or arch nemesis, but in Louisiana, that could cost you $500 and up to six months in the slammer.

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